Canon AU Event Log

[lucetimods]

Who: You! And you! And you! But uh, not you.
What: Event shenanigans.
When: Today until the end of the event (April 8th)
Where: Anywhere and everywhere
Summary: It's all right in here
Rating: I want to see a nice clean game. Keep your naughty stuff in the penalty box!

Same deal as always. React to the event! Do things! Have fun! Be excellent to each other.

And remember to correctly tag your characters to the post.

Comments

[thebellthatbinds]

...I have no idea. [Blinking down at the odd things Sabriel picks one of them up and gives it a curious squish. The material was unfamiliar and frankly they looked rather silly. Still they were in the nail care section...]

Perhaps you use them to organize the different laquers? It would be easy to fit the tops between these parts and it would keep them together.

[She points to the gaudy heart.]

[fleurdesel]

They are...small. Squishy- oh wait. [Adele frowns at an image on the back of the package.] You put them between...your toes. To. Paint the toenails?

[thebellthatbinds]

...Does such a thing really need to exist? All one needs to do is just keep their toes apart, it's not that hard. [Such a needless little thing, are people really so lazy as to need to use them?]

[fleurdesel]

...but. They are. Squishy. And adorable. Hmm...[She tilts her head to the side.] I wonder if Oliver would like them as a chew toy?

[thebellthatbinds]

[She blinks.]

Who is Oliver?

[fleurdesel]

A little orange fuzzball that is a remnant of my previously possessed sofa.

[Utter. Deadpan.]

[thebellthatbinds]

...

[Wait, what?]

Pardon?

[fleurdesel]

He's...sentient upholstery. That eats socks. And chitters.

[thebellthatbinds]

How- is- [She blinks.] Is that something that happens often in your world?

[fleurdesel]

No, Sabby, that is entirely a product of the village and all the madness within.

[thebellthatbinds]

...Why do I find myself not very surprised even though I've never heard of such a thing happening before?

[Sabriel sighs and shakes her head.]

Luceti is a very strange place.

[fleurdesel]

Now you're beginning to understand. [Adele chuckles and takes Sabriel by the shoulder once more, leading her out of the store and back to the house. They have hair to comb and nails to p]