Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

Don't forget to tag in using the appropriate format: [canon] character name

Comments

[deusexhormones]

[...Okay] Thanks?

[He takes it. Still. Confused]

[installing]

Fair well, sir! I must away to spread the word! [And she turns so that she may dash away.]

[deusexhormones]

[Wait no, reaching out and grabbing her tail. to stop this] Where are you going?!

[installing]

I just told you! Unhand me, citizen! I must fulfill my duty!

[deusexhormones]

Your duty? Oi, what on- are you serious?

[installing]

Of course I am serious! I'm the Milk Maid, and this is how I do my part for the community! Now let me go before I make you.

[deusexhormones]

What sort of insane name is Milk Maid?!

[And no, he does not. Let go]

[installing]

I have warned you!

[So she turns around to punch him in the face! For justice!]

[deusexhormones]

[WHAT SERIOUSLY? He catches that punch with his fist on reflex, in turn releasing his tail. really?]

What the hell?!

[And why does he still have a milk bottle in his other hand, sob]

[installing]

I had told you to release me!

[deusexhormones]

You're being weird though! Besides, where did this milk even come from?!

[installing]

I am not being weird, and why does that matter? You should just drink it!

[deusexhormones]

Well it matters because given your attire it could be your breastmilk!

[installing]

[Her face grows red and she tries to kick him.]

How in the world would I be able to produce breast milk on the spot?!

[deusexhormones]

I don't know, you're a superhero, right?!

[And he tries to evade that kick- phew, managed.]

[installing]

I-! [She averts her eyes, her face glowing red, and moves in closer. To whisper.]

I don't... have any powers.

[deusexhormones]

So... you're just telling people to drink your milk.

[Also going quiet for her]

[installing]

Yes! And you should do it too! Drink my milk, Haruki!

[Whoops. Should have said 'citizen.']

[deusexhormones]

[...!] An---and when are you off duty?

[installing]

I do not rest until the village sleeps!

[deusexhormones]

So how about you come by my place after that?

[installing]

[She considers this. Well... superheroes have non-super love interests, don't they? Isn't it... like a rule? He could fulfill that. Maybe.]

If you let me be on my way, I shall.

[deusexhormones]

Oh, and bring the costume.

[...His cheeks tinge a bit as he says that. And then he grunts and waves her off with the hand holding the milk. Doki]

[installing]

See you tonight then.

[And away she goes! Dashing off to make the world healthier!]

[deusexhormones]

[As she goes he tries not to stare at the tail. Instead he... looks at this milk. He looks at this milk, sighs, and then heads on back for House 10. to drink it]