Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

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Day 10

[shittyvampire]

[Someone else who got stuck in an awkward form decided to try and take haven in the library, and this particular one is going to recognize who Kazuma was supposed to be from a mile away. It's just how Ragna operates. But damn if this body didn't have good eyesight to boot.]

Huh? Master? [He can read with only one eye?]

[1eyelotus]

[It is extremely difficult reading with one eye as Kazuma discovers.

He doesn't...actually look up unfortunately when "Rachel" calls out to him, not realizing Master was referring to the form he was in.]

[shittyvampire]

[Ragna doesn't even consider that Jubei might not recognize any of these words coming out of Rachel's mouth, but he should at least recognize her voice. Those two are so chummy, after all.]

Hey! Are you ignoring me? [He carefully approaches because what are these shoes.]

[1eyelotus]

What? [Oh god what is that voice? It's...old and gruffy sounding. O-Oh wait, this woman he's only spoken to once or twice was addressing him wasn't she?]

Ah, Sorry...I didn't realize you were talking to me. [When did she EVER want anything to do with him in the first place?]

[shittyvampire]

Who else around here am I gonna call Master out of nowhere? [--Oh, wait. He keeps forgetting that he's Rachel. That probably sounded really weird, but then again... Jubei sounds really weird himself.] Er... it's me, Ragna. Don't ask.

[1eyelotus]

Ragna? [For a split second he looks surprised, but quickly covers it. Great, it's the guy who really hates his guts, but thinks he's his Master. Really, he calls this cat his Master? Maybe he should...keep quiet about who he is, if he can. He doesn't exactly know how this cat is suppose to even talk to him.]

An experiment, right...?

[shittyvampire]

Yeah, pretty much. Least you turned back to normal. [Which is untrue, but he doesn't know that. So long as Jubei wasn't that creepy ass cat... rabbit... thing with the eyes and unmoving lips, Ragna was cool.]

[1eyelotus]

[Because having Jubei actually be the creepy Hazama clone is so much better]

...All the weird experiments have been going on for a while now, so...I'm sure you'll turn back to normal soon too. You and Miss Rachel.

[shittyvampire]

Hopefully-- [RED FLAG RED FLAG.

Since when did the strongest creature in the world go and put Miss in front of Rachel's name!?] ... Hey, is there something wrong with you? Since when have you started giving the rabbit way more respect than she deserved?

[1eyelotus]

Oh. [...uhhhh]

Ah, I guess they did do something to me, still.

[shittyvampire]

Again? [He thought there was enough people getting hit by multiple things. So annoying.] What'd they do to you this time?

[1eyelotus]

[...Wait, he's actually falling for his weak bluff?]

I'm not sure...but I guess my head doesn't feel right.

[shittyvampire]

[Oh geez, messing with someone's head is the worst kind of messing with someone. Ragna knows it from thinking about the past couple of days. Being an officer of the NOL just makes him feel sick to his stomach.]

That pretty much explains why you're speaking all... meek, I guess.

[1eyelotus]

[.........]

Right, sorry. I'm sure whatever I got will wear off in due time as well. [He's actually falling for this, guess he's stuck playing Master for the time being]

When...when did you become Rachel anyway?

[shittyvampire]

[Jubei speaking like this is really, really awkward to listen to. And awkward to respond too, almost catching Ragna off guard each time he has to reply. It's almost like talking to that annoying guy. Kazuma.]

Yesterday. Happened out of nowhere, and it's damn annoying. I'm willing to bet that the bunny-leech is wrecking my body, too. [That bitch.]

[1eyelotus]

You haven't found her? Or talked to her?

[shittyvampire]

You think I'm gonna let her run around in my body without me hunting her down? I just can't keep tabs on her all the time. [And vice versa.]

[1eyelotus]

Well....if you say she be upset about being in your body, I would imagine she'd try to reach you, right...? You can't even reach her through the journals?

[He'd reach this cat person if he...actually knew who this was, besides "Master"]

[shittyvampire]

Don't worry about it, Master. I've got it all handled.

[This is Ragna. He does not have it handled remotely.]

[1eyelotus]

[...You know he's not exactly familiar with Rachel, but it's amusing to see her speak with lesser formalities because of Ragna]

You're not quite as intimidating like this. [Ragna should just stay like this]

[shittyvampire]

Intimidating? [Dude, Jubei. You are acting so weird when your personality is all screwed with by the shifts.] Must really have lost some backbone there. Since when you do you even consider me that much?

[pleasedon'thithimpleasedon'thithim]

[1eyelotus]

Ah, right. [Dammit, this is hard]

Just forget about what I said.

[shittyvampire]

Hell no. I'm holding that against you.