Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

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Comments

[menial]

Oh, you know. What you usually slip into my pocket.

['Yes, this is definitely likely to be Ushiromiya for real.']

[reprogram]

I don't know what kind of shady stuff you and Atsuro do, you know.

[ Fine, fine, she'll just admit it.. and hope he doesn't make fun of her for it or something. ]

And as that obviously implies, I'm not Atsuro.

[menial]

In fact, you're Ushiromiya, right? And he's you. Nice disguise.

Just so you know, what I was referring to is that Kihara tries to sneak porn into people's pockets all the time. I would advise not wearing pants around him. Or if you want to do a good impression of him, try doing that.

[reprogram]

Yeah, it's me. And 'nice disguise' alright, how would you feel if you were in my shoes? [ grumble grumble despite the lineface, this is so awkward.. ]

And no way, is Atsuro trying to spread around porn? That guy? I can't even imagine him doing something like that to begin with.

[menial]

Probably pretty dismayed. Though Kihara's body, clinically speaking, isn't so bad, I suppose there would be some very awkward choices to make about hygiene.

As for the porn: I saw it with my own eyes months ago. Brandished it in his face. He didn't deny it.

[reprogram]

I'll have to ask him a few things later on then for sure. [ Atsuro, porn, why... ]

But switching bodies isn't very fun, yeah. Especially not when you're used to a girl's body and then get a boy's.

[menial]

On the plus side, I guess you can compare things directly in a way few people get to do.

[reprogram]

... And would you mind saying what exactly you are thinking of in the category of 'things'?

[menial]

['..... I might mind, actually.']

All kinds of things. You know, what it's like to play sports... Or -- well, any number of things.

[reprogram]

Sorry to say, but I don't particularly feel like conducting a study as to the differences between men and women. I'm already glad if I can just make it through however long this will continue.

[menial]

I guess science will just have to cope with the loss, Ushiromiya.

[reprogram]

So, have you been lucky enough to be spared by the merciless Malnosso so far? You should at least share your luck with the less fortunate among us.

[menial]

Well, not spared, exactly. People keep teleporting in on me, among other things. But so far so good in terms of being moved into Kihara's body.

[reprogram]

I've had my boyfriend teleporting away from me randomly in the middle of a conversation. But that's still nothing to deal with compared to this.

[menial]

I'm sure they will get around to making things properly miserable for everyone soon enough.

[reprogram]

Ah, I'll have to make sure to write them a letter. "Dear Malnosso, thank you for properly distributing the despair equally among all the people." Sounds about right.

[menial]

[continued here?]