Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

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Comments

/just looks at the boobs

[crisisrain]

Sometimes I wonder why I ever try ta be nice.

If ya don't need any help, then how about you tell me where you are, how ya got here, what's goin' on right now and maybe your bra size too? That should be easy enough.

Oooh now I get to use this one!

[failfortune]

[The start of that request was already rather offensive, as Raven seems to be assuming that Yulia doesn't know the basics of Luceti, but then the words "bra size" came up. She flinches, before blushing indignantly and crossing her arms over her chest.]

E-Excuse me?! That's none of your business!

[crisisrain]

[He just grins at her reaction.]

Can't blame a guy fer tryin'! Kinda funny how embarrassed you've gotten. Don't you like the size of yer breasts?

[failfortune]

[What was that about not losing her temper with humans? Those resolutions go out the window the moment her chest becomes the topic of conversation.]

S-shut up! I said it's none of your business! ...If you call this 'helping', I'd hate to see how you treat your enemies!

[crisisrain]

I treat my enemies to my bow. [Not that he has any enemies any more, just people who dislike him.]

Hey, it might not be my business, but ya shouldn't be so self concious about yer body. I wouldn't be talkin' to you if ya weren't attractive.

[failfortune]

[fskljfdsldf what even-]

Nobody said I'm self conscious! Discussing these sort of things is indecent and if you try anything funny, I won't hesitate to fight back!

[crisisrain]

Hey! What sort of guy do ya take me for? I play fair! Don't drag me in with the perverted scum!

[failfortune]

Oh, please! Why else would you care about my- [Hnngh she can't even get herself to say it.] About something like that?

[crisisrain]

[He looks away from her.] I happen ta find women attractive! It's not a crime! Ya made it clear you wanted me ta stop so I did!

[fortunefail]

Well... Well, good! [Huff huff. Like there are women out there who wouldn't want him to stop.]

[crisisrain]

So, are ya gonna answer my other, less intrusive questions then? [Because he does want to know.]

[failfortune]

I know perfectly well what's going on. [Sort of. She's read the guide, anyway.]

[crisisrain]

I'm not buyin' it, ya sound too unsure of yerself! Oh, it's such a terrible thing to see such a lovely lady lyin'! [Honestly, he's taking a shot in the dark with this.]

1/2

[fortunefail]

[Yulia narrows her eyes maliciously at that last remark.]

How dare you accuse me of such a thing? I'm anything but a liar! You think that just because I'm a half-elf-

2/2

[fortunefail]

[And then she cuts off abruptly. Dammit, she didn't mean to blurt that out. Damn damn damn!]

I-I mean...

[crisisrain]

[He's a little speechless and a tad confused at her outburst. He remains quite for a few seconds whilst he tries to think of the right words to say.]

A half-elf? I dunno what one of those are, but it doesn't make any difference ta me. There are plenty of non-humans here ya know.

[failfortune]

[She scoffs a bit at that. He has a point about there being more non-humans in Luceti, as she's seen them with her own eyes, but... She just can't help but be skeptical. Most humans she's met have been nothing but prejudiced.]

Right. In any case, I'm still not lying.

[crisisrain]

[It seems like an incredibly touchy subject, so he decides to back off for now.]

Then I'll believe ya. I mean, I have no reason not to. Didn't mean ta get ya so worked up though.

[failfortune]

It's... It's fine. [Though she's still a little huffy and cynical about this whole conversation.]

[crisisrain]

You sure? 'Cause I don't want ya gettin' all upset now! [He's trying to sound as sincere as he can.]

[failfortune]

I'm absolutely certain. [She's calm. She's collected. Breathe in, breathe out... Always treat your elders with respect, no matter how crude they are.]

Was there anything else, sir?

[crisisrain]

[Elders? Wow, if he knew that he'd feel bummed out all of a sudden.]

Uh, not really. I'm guessin' ya want me ta go away now, right?

[failfortune]

Whether you leave or not is your choice to make. [Though she doesn't see why Raven would want to stay. She doesn't have anything to offer him.]

[crisisrain]

Oh? So ya wouldn't mind if I stuck around then? I don't like makin' choices.

[failfortune]

[... What.]

I'm sure you must have better things to do with your time than spending it with a woman you've only just met. [If you can even call that encounter they just had "meeting"...]