Event Log - Mistletoe

[lucetimods]

Who: E'eryone
What: Mwah Mwah Hanky Panky
When: December 26th - January 1st
Where: E'erywhere
Summary: Mistletoe has once again cropped up in Luceti. It's time to kiss!
Rating: Anything about PG-13, take it off-comm.

Comments

[magicalesbian]

No, my hair is blonde-- that's not the point!

[Crossing her arms.]

Look. These mistletoe? There's not exactly one for lying. Trust me, I've tested enough of them. So what the hell was all of that?

[neverplaysfair]

I've tested enough of them, too. You haven't had another where you just said the first thing that came to mind, true or not?

[ or just true ]

[magicalesbian]

What, are you trying to say I'm not your "most trusted friend" now?

[She seriously doesn't even know how to process that yet.]

[neverplaysfair]

Would you believe me even if I said you were?

[magicalesbian]

Thinking about it from the perspective of someone whose been here as long as you say you have? [While dealing with a steady stream of people constantly coming and going.] It's believable. But that doesn't mean it isn't sad.

[neverplaysfair]

Trust is a sad thing. But that's the beauty of it.

I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call you a friend.

[magicalesbian]

Wow. That really stings. And here I thought we had something special. [/deadpan.]

[neverplaysfair]

There, there, Hoshikariya. We can still kiss sometimes if you want.

[magicalesbian]

...see, it's stuff like this which is why you've got no friends.

[neverplaysfair]

[ Also the fact that he doesn't like people being close to him. ]

Because I have a nickname for you?

[magicalesbian]

No, because you act like a total prick to everybody. I mean, I'm a bit of a smartass myself, but at least I'm capable of acting like a decent human being some of the time.

[neverplaysfair]

I haven't seen any evidence of that.

[magicalesbian]

And I hadn't seen any evidence of you possessing actual human emotion until like 5 minutes ago. Doesn't mean it's not there... you know. Somewhere.

[neverplaysfair]

And it doesn't mean I act like a total prick to everybody! Maybe I only reciprocate with what I receive, hmm?

[magicalesbian]

...am I really supposed to believe that? Like, seriously?

[neverplaysfair]

The only experience you have is your own.

[magicalesbian]

Exactly. And just how am I supposed to experience anything else when you're in jerk-ass mode all the time? It's not like you've made any effort to be nicer.

[neverplaysfair]

I wasn't the one who tried to escalate a conversation to the point of holding a sword to the throat of one of the participants.

[magicalesbian]

Hey, I didn't actually do it. [And it wouldn't have even hurt him, seeing as the blade would just pass through him.] And besides, you had it coming.

[neverplaysfair]

You still threatened it, and I haven't threatened you once.

[magicalesbian]

...maybe not directly. But you didn't leave me alone at the Halloween Party when I told you to, did you?

[neverplaysfair]

Not until you pushed me clear over. And?

[magicalesbian]

Yeah, because the Malnosso stuck me with one of those phobia shifts and had me thinking you were basically the equivalent of the boogeyman, on fire, armed with chainsaws that shoot spiders. You're lucky all I did was shove you.

[neverplaysfair]

And yet you couldn't have told me that honestly? Being perceived as a deviant is one of those things that I tend to push people to confront.

[magicalesbian]

I'm sorry, what part of chainsaws shooting spiders didn't you get? I was more focused on trying not to jump out the nearest window, let alone hold a civil conversation.