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[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-07 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
...come on, I think I know a place we go. And it should be nice and warm in there, too.

[And he'll just be holding out a hand for Kohan to take -- you know, provided he only needs one to cover his mouth up.]
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-07 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ No he needs like twenty. Two just isn't cutting it.

But he slowly takes Ion's hand anyway. ]
distressedude: (You can't really mean that?)

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[And Ion will just go ahead and pull Kohan along to one of those cabins he mentioned before -- though with no intention of doing anything other than just finding a nice warm place to wait off the effects!]

[You know, until he opens the door and finds a spinning heart bed covered in rose petals with candles lit and the lights dimmed.]

[He's... just gonna stare at it with this face and then quietly close the door.]


...let's try a different one.
personafalsify: (sıɥʇ ǝlpuɐɥ ll;I ♥ serious)

[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-09 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah Kohan's face is approximately D8 but with more hand over mouth. ]

Please tell me they're not all like that...
distressedude: (Well that's just not right.)

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly hope that isn't the case...

[And so he opens the door to another one that seems empty -- and oh, this one looks a lot more normal. A normal bed, no scattered rose petals... but there is a fancy little table set up with a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice, two glasses, and a large bouquet of roses, but come on, it could be worse! At least the bed isn't spinning.]

How about this one?
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
We're not drinking that.

[ This is Not Up For Debate. But after taking a few moments to look around, making sure it's not booby-trapped with mistletoe or something weird... ]

Guess it... seems pretty safe otherwise.
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[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-09 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Ion has more or less decided to never drink again after that whole Christmas Eve incident, so he just nods to that -- nevermind the high possibility that the Malnosso did something to it.]

[He pulls Kohan's coat off his shoulders before moving in and sitting down on the edge of the bed -- but only because there's no where else to sit. The malnosso really thought ahead when designing these rooms, didn't they...]


At least it's nice and warm in here? We shouldn't have to stay for too long.

[Hopefully, he thinks. That depends on how long Kohan stays so... suave.]
personafalsify: (dlǝɥ s;ǝuoʎuɐ pǝǝu ʇ;uop l ♥ alone)

[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-09 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
If it's just the two of us, we can stay all night--

[ But that's where he cuts himself off, turns around, and firmly plants his forehead against the wall in a desperate attempt to whack the effect of the hot chocolate out of himself. ]
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[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-09 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[sdfkkj Kohan stahp]

I-It's all right, you don't need to hold it back anymore if it's easier on you. Perhaps letting it out will make the effects wear off sooner?

[...and now that they aren't in public, Ion doesn't really mind it as much. Though it still sounds more silly with lines like that coming from Kohan of all people -- sorry, bro.]
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-09 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Being alone only makes it a little less embarrassing. I still feel like I'm saying ridiculous stuff. Maybe you'd like to shut me up?

[ ... yeah okay that thing about a little that wasn't a little

ohgod his ears are burning like there's no tomorrow whyyyyyy ]
distressedude: (Wanna hear a Fon Master joke?)

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-09 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[...he knows this is probably really embarrassing for Kohan, and he really should just act like he can't hear it at all.]

[But at the same time, he can't help but find it endearing to see Kohan get so flustered like this even though Ion is the only one around to hear him.]


...well, that depends on whether you'd like for me to "shut you up".

[He might be enjoying this a little.]
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ion no why are you making this worse. ]

Not like that. Just... [ He makes a noise of frustration. ] If I could stop talking, that'd be great.
distressedude: (Wait what?)

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you wouldn't be able to talk if you had something else in your mouth? [...] You know, like if you were eating something. The food doesn't seem to be effected in the same way the drinks were?
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah if possible Kohan went another shade brighter at that first sentence there, but yes let's pursue avenues to deal with this. ]

Are you sure? You said the chocolate didn't seem do anything weird before, either. Maybe it's just the magic that happens when we're together.

[ ... ... ...

wat ]
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[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-09 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[...yeah Ion doesn't know how he feels about that line either.]

Well, I suppose you could just keep your mouth covered. Though I don't know how much it's effecting you. You might just pull your own hand away...
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-10 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't done it yet...

[ If only he could cut himself off faster. It always seems like the words are out of his mouth before he even notices them. ]

Maybe it'll just... stop on its own. Yours did, right? And if there's anyone I'd happily follow, it's you.

[ ... Okay that line might have almost been not embarrassing but on top of everything else it's not doing Kohan's emotions any favors. ]
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[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-10 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[...o-oh, that one was actually kind of cute. It's almost a little sad to think that the only reason Kohan is saying this stuff is because of the hot chocolate. Ion was fine with Kohan not being the most romantic guy out there, and he's always known that Kohan was never very good with words... but a part of him really did like hearing those kinds of sappy, romantic things. And after all, there wasn't anyone else he wanted to hear them from other than Kohan.]

Yes, it did. But I don't think I had quite as much as you, so the effects may take a little longer to wear off. Perhaps we should just find something quiet to do to pass the time until then?
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-11 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry, Ion, you got the wrong guy for romance. Cuddles are much easier than words. ]

But that is much more fun when it's loud--

[ ABOUT FACE HEADWALL ]
distressedude: (Wait what?)

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[KOHAN YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF]

[He's going to pretend he didn't hear it this time, okay. Ion really needs to learn to watch what he says, apparently...]


...I-I meant like a book or something. I don't know if there would be any in here, but perhaps I could just read to you for a while?
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-12 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sob. When Kohan speaks again, it's a mumble more than anything else. ]

Sounds good to me.
distressedude: (Angelic)

1/3

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-12 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Ion will just get up and start looking around for something to read, yes! And hey, it looks like there's a few books on this shelf here, how about he just picks one up and see what it is and...]
distressedude: (Wat.)

2/3

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-12 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well now that's just uncalled for.]
distressedude: (You can't really mean that?)

3/3

[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-12 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[SLAMS THE BOOK SHUT and just kind slips it back on the shelf. His face is very red when he turns back to Kohan.]

...maybe reading isn't such a good idea after all.
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[personal profile] personafalsify 2014-04-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'm not even going to ask. Tell me anyway.

[ --wait ]

No, really, don't.
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[personal profile] distressedude 2014-04-14 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't going to.

[Probably not even if Kohan had asked for real.]

[He's just... gonna go sit on the bed again. Yep.]


...well, we could just sit here and wait? It shouldn't last too much longer, right?

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