EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[moehealer]

[Yeah this weather is great. And you know what goes well with weather like this?

Naps.

Yellow fell asleep under the shade of this tree over here. What do?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[It's Yellow.

It's Yellow asleep under a tree.

It's Yellow asleep under a tree completely defenseless. ...Okay that part doesn't actually matter but it's Yellow asleep under a tree. Gold quietly and slowly approaches her now.]

[moehealer]

[Yes it is Yellow.

It is Yellow asleep under a tree.

It's also Yellow enjoying her nap and being completely oblivious to the approaching Gold.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Cue Jaws theme.]

[moehealer]

[Cue this.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Closer... Closer...]

[moehealer]

[She scratches her nose and rolls over for a moment but.. still asleep!]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Closer... Closer... Aaaaand...

...Sitting right next to Yellow on the ground.]

[moehealer]

[And now she's poking his knee in her sleep.

excuse me what is this thing it was not there before]

[mischiefbreeder]

[shhsh it's nothing, don't mind it, Yellow. Just ignore it. Just feel the warmth of what is now beside you.]

[moehealer]

[okay

in that case

what if she decides to use his lap as a pillow huh]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Oh, well... That's... That's alright, actually...

...Never mind that she's like a cat and is probably now giving off coma waves.]

[moehealer]

[meow

coma waves coma waves coma waves (~'o')~

Yeah sorry Gold she's sleeping like a rock right now.]

1/3

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gotta stay awake gotta stay awake gotta stay awake gotta stay awake gotta-]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Stay...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[......Awake.......

Zzzz...]

[moehealer]

[this is some adorable sleeping we have going on here.

Yellow's going to feel so embarrassed when she wakes up...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Shh shh, no embarrassment, only sleeping now.]

[moehealer]

[okay fine! Just sleeping then... if Yellow drools on Gold at all though, that is not her fault.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[It's okay he won't notice until he wakes up.]

[moehealer]

[Good. Even then though, totally not her fault okok]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Whateva whateva, just sleep.]

[moehealer]

[FINE. She will. Gosh.

Though now she's starting to realize that there's something -- or rather, someone -- here too. Uhh.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Well Gold is perfectly content to just sleep here.]

[moehealer]

[You do that. Yellow, on the other hand, will shift a bit before opening her eyes and--

oh.

o h .

hi gold when did you get there um]