EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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Good thing comes to those who wait? Let's have a sweet fruit baby

[bigsiskonagi]

[Yui was hanging around near the waters, letting the waves roll over her feet and enjoying the warm sea breeze when she spots Ion approaching her]

Ah, Ion-san! [She waves over at him.]

Ooh Yui-oneechama ooh~

[distressedude]

[Ion returns the wave with a smile as he makes his way over. Though he'll be standing just out of reach of the waves... ocean water is still cold okay.]

Hello, Yui. Have you been enjoying the weather today?

[bigsiskonagi]

[But all this warmth makes up for it!]

Oh it's been wonderful! It's rather strange how warm it is today, but it's a nice change after all this cold weather we've been having. And where did that tree even come from... [She says as she glances at the peculiar fruit tree off in the distance.] How have you been, Ion?

[distressedude]

I've been well. With how nice this past week has been, the warm weather today makes for a good way to wrap things up.

[He'll turn and glance back at the tree she had pointed to-- oh, one of those!] Ah, have you had a chance to tray any of the fruit growing from those trees? I had a few slices earlier and they were quite delicious.

[bigsiskonagi]

No, I haven't! Maybe I should go get a few slices myself? [She steps back from the rushing waves, about to make her way towards the tree when she looks back at Ion.]

Ah, would you like to come with me or wait until I come back? I can get some for us both.

[distressedude]

Oh, I'll go with you. It'd be nice to have a chance to get out of the sun and into some shade for a little while... as nice as it is, I don't think I'm quite used to it yet.

[Nevermind that palm trees aren't really known for being very shady, okay... when there were enough of them lined up it totally made a difference!]

[bigsiskonagi]

All right, let's go then! [And without even the need of the fruit's influence, she takes Ion by the hand and pulls him along. Not going too fast or anything.

They move closer to the tree as Yui admires how bountiful this tree was with fruit.]

Ohh this is a really healthy tree...

[distressedude]

[Hey now, friends can hold hands just fine! Ion won't even hesitate in falling into step with her. He's held hands with Anise plenty of times, after all! Nevermind how he feels about her now though, okay.]

I imagine it would have to be, to be able to grow so much fruit. All the trees around here seem to be doing well... I hadn't expected it, with how the weather has been up until today.

[NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL, REALLY.]

[bigsiskonagi]

[NO OF COURSE NOT.] Maybe the trees wanted to celebrate, so that's why they've grown so much. And all the fruit is a way to express their gratitude!

[Speaking of fruit, here's a nice little one to share between two people. The fruit splits itself easily enough, as if inviting them to eat. She offers one half of it to Ion]

Here you go. Half for me and half for you.

1/2

[distressedude]

It does make for a nice way to celebrate the coming Spring, doesn't it?

[And he'll take his slice with a smile!] Ah, thank you!

[And then he takes a bite...]

[distressedude]

[...oh. Suddenly Ion is very aware of just how close they're standing next to each other. He can feel his face heating up and everything!]

It tastes rather sweet, doesn't it?

[bigsiskonagi]

[Yui had taken a bite as well and there's nothing, but smiles...smiles all around. And now she's blushing that Ion was there, by her side.]

Hehe. It is~ The tree must be really happy then. I can certainly feel it.

[distressedude]

So a happy tree makes for sweet fruit? [This is so scientific. Because he is totally taking this as Fact.] I wonder what sort of tree would make sour fruit, then...




[Thankfully not this one! Otherwise Ion would be here and looking so handsome and also his shirt-- no.]

[bigsiskonagi]

[ooh Mr. Fon Master oooh.] I bet it would be a grumpy tree, but why would a tree be grumpy about this kind of weather...? And having people here to celebrate with them.

[She glances at Ion for a moment and then giggles softly. Whoo, everything just seems funny and silly to her right now.]

[distressedude]

Perhaps the sort of tree that's always grumpy...? [Just like a few certain people he knows...]



[...actually.]

[He is looking up at the tree now and hey, the way the leaves are all sticking up like that actually reminds him of a certain someone's hairstyle. Why, even the color is the same!]

[And that just makes him laugh.]

[bigsiskonagi]

[And that...that confuses Yui.]

What's so funny? [Asking as she looks up along with him]

[distressedude]

Ahah, I'm sorry, but I think I may have just pictured a... friend of mine as a palm tree. His hair is the same color as mine, but he wears it up in a way that resembles those leaves. [Look, he'll even push his hair up a bit to demonstrate and suddenly for like 2 seconds Ion actually looked like a boy.]

Ah, that's probably a little mean to laugh about though...

[He says while continuing to giggle. SO RUDE, ION.]

[bigsiskonagi]

[That is rude. So naturally she'll laugh too.] Your friend...has a palm tree hair?

[Don't mind her, she's going to pull her hair up too in the same fashion.]

grr I'm the Palm tree man!