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Event Log - Total Recall (2)
Who: YOU AND ME! THAT SPELLS... MOUYE?
What: More event shenanigans
When: Today until the 4th! (Backdating is okay too)
Where: All around Luceti. Actually that's wrong. Anywhere INSIDE Luceti.
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated BLARGHARGHBLARGH
So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a second log so people can change up their effects and try something new, jump into the event late, or just avoid the impending CAPTCHA on the first log.
Don't forget to tag in using the appropriate format: [canon] character name
What: More event shenanigans
When: Today until the 4th! (Backdating is okay too)
Where: All around Luceti. Actually that's wrong. Anywhere INSIDE Luceti.
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated BLARGHARGHBLARGH
So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a second log so people can change up their effects and try something new, jump into the event late, or just avoid the impending CAPTCHA on the first log.
Don't forget to tag in using the appropriate format: [canon] character name
[Day of hideous ] THIS GOT HORRENDOUSLY LONG AND NOT ESPECIALLY PORNY I APOLOGIZE
Give me that. [Though he's not actually holding it any more, she's going to snag the one he discarded. ...Except she starts from the beginning and thus is involved in the slapstick romantic comedy instead of what actually caused this extreme reaction. Just short of actually getting to the questionable part, she looks up from it to give him a look. Really? You're reacting like this because of a romance manga? Give me a break.
P.S. And now to finally get into the doujin that Rin is holding. BRING ON THE YURIS this will probably be hideous again bear with me. for a while. this one is apparantly thicker because the author seemed to actually try to make a plot in the porns, a rookie mistake.
This one opens again with MAGICAL GIRL BATTLES but this time it is a bit more extended and in a group. It seems that the blonde one from the initial one is part of a group of three, with a redhead (at least, according to the little chibi on the back cover, since the actual doujin is in black and white) and, unexpectedly, an actual black-haired character. Aren't these people supposed to be Japanese?
Anyway, the narration is this time from the one with the long black hair (she introduces herself in her inner monologue, oddly, which reveals her name is Kaida), though she seems to focus on the blonde from the previous volume (Ayumi, it seems). ...Wait, didn't she forget to even introduce the redhead?
NO TIME IT IS BATTLING AGAINST...rather generic shadowy figures it seems that drawing monsters is not the artist's forte...TIME. They seem to be fighting under the direction of what appears to be an evil Tahno with a rose (except no one in Luceti would appreciate this reference). His presence is...generally ignored in the monologue but a follower of the series would recognize him as one of the Four Heavenly Generals of the blah blah blah no one cares.
In more important news it seems that doing the inner monologue has distracted her from the battle, in that -- "BEHIND YOU!!" -- she is getting attacked from behind! Well, maybe she got taken by surprise for another reason. Either way, there is fruitless wincing and "KAIDAAAAA" call from Ayumi as she throws herself between (who cares about the redhead who just looks mildly concerned in the background).
SUDDENLY AYUMI'S BOW (wait she's an archer why did she go to the frontlines to save Kaida) IS A GIANT FLAMING SWORD wait where did this come from? She seems as surprised as anyone. After everyone awkwardly stands around staring for a panel (even the generic shadow creatures seem somewhat offput by this development), she curbstomps the lot with a sweep of her sudden flaming sword. Evil Tahno (his name was probably mentioned in passing but who cares about Evil Tahno) says some cryptic bs ("the wallenburg historia.... I must inform my master....") and capesweeps away.
So the magical girls are rightfully confused by this development, but their questioning is interrupted by a Cute Animal Sidekick. (Hey this is getting complicated maybe this isn't a porn manga after all! ...Nope it's just a long one.) It turns out this is just Level Two (in English), a transformation powered by Love (yes really it was in an earlier season with a different team of magical girls except it was dropped in later incarnations because the first two seasons kind of turned into Dragonball Z with magical girls due to all the powerups but technically it's still part of the canon but no one cares about that except the hardcore fans).
Redhead who no one has bothered to name teases Ayumi -- "you've been spending a lot of time with A-kun huh" -- who responds by being somewhat flustered -- "that's not -- come on...." -- and they go back and forth a little with Ayumi getting increasingly tsun. In the background (though it zooms in on this), Kaida is standing there with hands pressed together. "What is this feeling of...dissatisfaction...."
Cut to school scenes. LUNCH BREAK. Kaida appears to have gained glasses in her civilian form and she is watching across the class to where Ayumi appears to be having a slapstick moment with her childhood friend A-ku -- wait, that's A-kun? He looked pretty generic in the last volume, but this artist didn't even give him eyes behind his bangs. Seriously? Seriously? Okay, whatever. Monologues wait for no man. Or man's eyes. Apparantly.
Some moody monologuing from Kaida, as the slapstick unfolds in the background, about knowing that Ayumi and A-kun always seemed close. Ayumi tried to act like she didn't care about him, but...if what Mobuko said was true (wait, who's Mobuko?), then it must be Love. (Wait, is Mobuko the redhead? Isn't that the nickname people give to background characters? Why is one of the supposed main characters named like a background character isn't it sad mobuko-chan)
Kaida wonders why this bugs her so much. It's been basically a running gag amongst their classmates that the two childhood friends could be a pair (which they both deny). Why does having it confirmed make her feel so...uncomfortable? (Girl this is not a hard question from the reader's point of view.)
Meanwhile, Ayumi has noticed Kaida's gaze boring holes in the back of her head and tries to wave Kaida over, but Kaida shakes her head and, head down, goes to leave the classroom. ANGST, FELLOWS. On her way out, she catches A-kun making fun of Ayumi getting shot down and Ayumi hitting him over the head...with a desk chair?! (VIOLENCE IS FUN KIDS) Kaida leans against the hallway wall, and looks up. ANGST, FELLOWS.
And then back to MAGICAL GIRL ADVENTURES against the same enemies (the artist really isn't good at monsters at all...). Except they have Level Two/"The Wallenburg Historia"/Super Saiyan But With Miniskirts on their side, so they decide to start with that and make things easier. But when Mobuko teases Ayumi ("time to power up your love~") and Ayumi gets flustered, Kaida looks downcast again. Ayumi looks over, hesitant....
"ABUNAI!!" She blocks the attack with her giant flaming sword, but -- "CRACK" it breaks! They don't make giant flaming swords like they used to. It reverts to bow form and she goes flying. There's a close-up of a crack on a jewel on her glove...which is probably dramatic for anyone who knows the canon but it is just confusing for anyone else (she didn't get hit in the hand...).
"AYU-CHAAAAAAAN!" Kaida runs DRAMATICALLY over and there's a touching ARE YOU ALL RIGHT OH NO NOW WE'RE GETTING ATTACKED AGAIN scene that I doubt needs to be described. NOW THEY ARE ATTACKED BY SOMETHING ELSE AND KAIDA IS BRINGING UP HER STAFF but they end up getting rescued by Mobuko with her...holy crap is that a flamethrower? And not some cutesy magical approximation of it, that looks like an actually functional flamethrower. WHAT KIND OF MAGICAL GIRL ARE YOU MOBUKO-CHAN welp she just wiped the floor with the nondescript monsters battle time over.
Apparantly the jewel cracking was not just dramatic symbolism, because now they are talking with the Cute Animal Sidekick. It's a very dangerous thing, she could end up losing all her magic and hints of other terrible things if the jewel is destroyed! Also apparantly the sword failed because there were troubles with Love. Kaida flashbacks to where Ayumi and A-kun started arguing as she left the classroom -- was this her fault?! (Dude that was pretty much exactly the same sort of interactions they were having before you left because Ayumi was involved in tsundere slapstick but anyway.) She resolves herself -- she won't let these vague (but immediately obvious to the reader probably) feelings hold back Ayumi from her happiness. It's not like she'll be losing her friendship just because Ayumi will have someone else, right...? (Yes that is totally why you've been sulking over this gold star.)
SO THE CLEAR SOLUTION IS TO PUT FAKE LOVE LETTERS IN AYUMI AND A-KUN'S LOCKERS AND GET THEM TO MEET BECAUSE THIS CAN'T GO WRONG AMIRITE?? Well, she meets Mobuko-chan attempting the same thing and they team up for this and for spying on the meet-up because of course they're going to spy on them what kind of manga do you think this is?
So there's less slapstick but plenty of wacky awkward misunderstandings. But Kaida is clearly not being entertained as she continues to look more and more gloomy. Eventually, as things start to look shippy, she can't take it any more and bolts. However, she ends up running into view of Ayumi and A-kun. "Ehhh?!" And now Mobuko is also caught. She gives up good-naturedly and attempts to lead Kaida away, but Kaida shakes free and runs away, though not before Ayumi sees tears in her eyes. She looks downcast for a moment as Mobuko leaves her to talk with A-kun.
There's a page of panels of DRAMATIC RUNNING AWAY CRYING with inner monologue wondering why she is crying. (Dude, seriously, you don't know?) "I should be happy for her...so why --" SCENE CHANGE TO ANOTHER BATTLE "-- are these tears...?"
This time, Ayumi doesn't even have her bow. (DUDE WHERE'S THE PORN shhh be patient) Mobuko is telling Ayumi to stay back and let them handle it since she's injured from the last time. She hefts her...........minigun what the hell. AND THIS IS PASSING WITHOUT COMMENT IS THIS REALLY CANON?? Kaida glances back DRAMATICALLY at the somewhat downcast Ayumi and, gripping her staff, moves forward. Also Evil Tahno is back but no one cares about Evil Tahno.
So there's a page devoted to battles and gloomy thoughts but that's boring so imagine it. It largely focuses on Ayumi's traditional magical girl sparkly things, with Mobuko going to town on these generic monsters in the background (wow is she seriously using real bullets and not something like beams of lights that may seriously be a minigun who do you think you are -- homura?).
AND THEN OF COURSE SOMEONE IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD. AGAIN. Three battles in a row geez the person writing this has no imagination for varied battles. Again, it is Kaida because she's just too mopey in this doujin to be effective. It seems like Evil Tahno has sent out a more powerful monster, a.......generic shadow monster BUT WITH A SWORD. ALSO MADE OF SHADOWS. (This is an actual enemy in the series but to a non-fan it probably just seems INCREDIBLY UNCREATIVE.) MORE USELESS FLINCHING -- !
But then it turns out that Ayumi has jumped in and blocked with that cracked hand jewel even though that's like apparantly a giant weak point!! This gets its own two-page spread, very dramatic, though there's a set of panels down the side of everyone being shocked (except Evil Tahno who is just looking vaguely evil). Ayumi falls over into Kaida's arms and the shadow creature, sensing a dramatic moment, I guess stops attacking or something because it's now into dialogue, beginning with Kaida.
"Why did you do that?!" "Stupid -- I couldn't just let you get hurt...." "Then why didn't you use Level Two now that you are A-kun are...?" "What are you talking about? All I ever wanted...was to be able to protect you...! /PASS OUT" (So what is everyone else doing during this? Standing around patiently? I guess.)
This shocks Kaida right into inner monologue mode. "Huh...?" "Then, were these strange feelings...." "Is that...." "....LOVE??...."
AND THEN KAIDA WENT SUPER SAIYAN well okay not exactly her hair didn't turn into a shounen do it just went waving around in the power flowing out from her. The power dramatically flows around the two and into Ayumi's mostly broken glove jewel, repairing it and unlocking her own super saiyan mode/Level Two/Wallenburg Historia/WHO CARES. EVIL TAHNO IS SHOCKED "IT CANNOT BE" AND THEN THE GIANT FLAMING SWORD CURVES LIKE A BOW AND KAIDA'S STAFF TURNS INTO A GIANT SILVER ARROW AND THEN TOGETHER THEY FIRE IT LIKE A HUGE BOW RIGHT AT EVIL TAHNO WITH THE ARROW THROWING OFF WAVES OF LIGHT AS IT FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND it would look really dramatic if animated or done by an artist who was good at fight scenes but anyway IT STRIKES EVIL TAHNO AND HE IS DEFEATED BY THE POWER OF LESBIAN LOVE
(someone who watched the series would recognize this as not actually killing evil tahno but sending him back the dark realm from which he came terribly injured but for anyone who is not into the series it looks like they just straight-up murdered him good job)
So there's about a page of celebrations about this (weren't there other monsters left? oh well not anymore), but then, after a Significant Glance between Kaida and Ayumi (no one cares about Mobuko and her minigun), the scene changes over to civilian Kaida and Ayumi in one of their rooms (Kaida's room, it turns out, which you would know by the photo on the desk that you can barely make out in the background if you had read chapter 27 wherein Kaida NO ONE CARES MOVING ON TIME FOR MORE DIALOGUE WHICH BEGINS WITH KAIDA).
"So...you were able to access Level Two because of...me...?" "Of course that was it. What else -- ? You. Didn't really think that...me and A-kun...." "Well, Mobuko-chan said...." "Eh? That's ridiculous. Like I've always said, he's just an annoying childhood friend. Why would I like someone like him?" (Strangely, the panel makes it almost look as though she is addressing the reader, like she were lecturing the larger segment of the fanbase that ships Ayumi/A-kun because the artist is bitter at drawing for a smaller segment of the fanbase. But that's silly.)
"Then...for me, you...?" And then Ayumi's tsun turns on. "D...don't make me say it...." And Kaida places a hand lightly on Ayumi's cheeks. "Then...let me say it.... I love you, Ayu-chan...." AND THEN THEY KISS and, as though considering some kind of cosmic deadline unrelated to the fact that there are only a few pages left, it takes them only three panels to end up on top of each other on the bed. THAT IS TOTALLY A NORMAL PROGRESSION FROM AN INITIAL CONFESSION.
With gentle movements, Kaida begins to lovingly open Ayumi's uniform top (all while still kissing her how talented). Even the art style is taking on a softer feel because as everyone knows lesbian sex is softer and gentler and sweeter (?????? no it's not but just roll with it). SUDDENLY BOOBS wow that took forever but now we are here.
It's only then that Ayumi makes any attempt at protest at this fast progression. "H...hey, what are you doing?" "Y...you don't want to?" "It...it isn't that I don't want to.... /mumblemumbletsunblush" And, with a smile, Kaida's mouth descends on the BOOBS which come to think of it aren't quite as big as they were in the previous doujin, either the previous artist/intended audience have a thing for big boobs or the current artist/intended audience have a thing for...not-so-big boobs.
The whole thing is over in only a few pages of kissing (lips and other parts) and fingering as Ayumi is brought to the orgasm moment while still kissing deeply. Whoops, they ran out of time for the porn.
Regardless, they go into cuddling (somewhere in the middle Kaida also got her shirt open so more BOOBS) and Ayumi is saying something about wanting to have done it for Kaida-chan as well. "That's all right," says Kaida, rubbing noses with Ayumi-chan. "Because.... We have the rest of our lives for that!!" (WOW REALLY you've only been sort of going out for like an hour and you're already talking forever okay fine you are teenagers).
~END~ wow that's several hours of my life I'm never getting back and it won't even come up unless Rin decides to read this one eventually OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE
P.P.S. the next one in the pile appears to be the sequel KaidaLOVE. And, judging from the cover with rather less dressed girls, it may get into the pronz more quickly now that the "plot," such as it is, is out of the way.]
[Day of hideous ] <3
But okay no, he's reading this second one now, and his reaction after he gets sucked in so much his flames even die down is basically this, even thirty pages in...which is only about half to the porn and about at the A-kun arc]
[Day of hideous ] <3
BOOBS
-- a...aaa...ge...s. Her mouth literally drops open. What. What is this.
...After a moment she turns another page. Her brain activity has been slowed down by the shock. With paper as rare as it was in her village, visual erotica had been too hard for her to come by back in her world, so this is pretty much her first encounter with it. ...Flip. Is. Is this really. What she is reading. Is this the real life. Flip. Flip. Oh goodness. Flip.
When he shouts, she is startled back to reality about partway through the sex scene. If this were an anime, she probably would have levitated momentarily or fallen over, but really she just jolts visibly. Falling over was nearly a possibility, though. She slams the doujin shut, wide-eyed and with her entire face burning red.]
[Day of hideous ] <3
[Day of hideous ] <3
He will have to fight to get to the sex, as she is going to try to grab it and pull it out of his hands.]
Don't read it!
[Day of hideous ] <3
[Day of hideous ] <3
What, you're trying to look at something like this in public? What's wrong with you?
[Well, she assumes it's something like the other one.]
[Day of hideous ] <3
[Day of hideous ] <3
[Now she's going to try to yank it down so that she can look at it upside down. She won't be able to read what is going on, probably, but she's pretty sure she'd recognize sex from any direction.]
[Day of hideous ] <3
No, it's not! An- and if you like porn, that's cool?!
[Day of hideous ] <3
They aren't mine! [...That sounds like an excuse.] I don't read this kind of thing!
[Day of hideous ] <3
[Day of hideous ] <3
I said I've read this sort of thing before! And I meant picture books -- normal ones! I didn't even know things like this existed!
[She doesn't remember any terms for manga -- not even comics.]
[Day of hideous ] <3
I dare you to decide what it is]
[Day of hideous ] WARNING: DUBIOUS CONSENT OF...FICTIONAL DOUJINS. also warning: just pain weird.
In 20XX, a curious phenomenon was spreading across the country of Japan....
Beginning with the view of a city, the panels of the first page slowly zoom in on the house where some schoolgirl is just stirring. The text in boxes manages to seem longwinded within just ten sentences -- an impressive feat! But eventually it winds to a close on the title spread on the next pages: ...to find they had grown a penis overnight.
Well. The girl (let's just call her Curls because her hair is pretty curly) does look fairly startled at a sudden lump in the shee --
No. No, that can't be caused just by sudden penis. You could house a small elementary schooler in the space tented out by that. Good Nerifes.
Well, there's no time to prove one way or another, because Curls is now wandering into some school clubroom with...let's call her Sports because she is clearly falling into the archetype of high school sports star with "boyish" appeal. You can almost see the fan club of first year girls reflected in her eyes. If you listen carefully, you can hear the slight echo of "if she were a boy, I'd..." following her around like a strange aura, except no you can't this is a paper medium and also that is silly.
There are a few lines about how the "others" are busy. Three names get tossed about, suggesting that this is a group of five, but they're going to be referred to by nicknames because like heck am I going to remember any of the names by the time the others get introduced. They settle into the club room of...whatever club it is.
And then Sports comments that Curls seemed off today and asks if there is anything wrong. And then we are given a full two page spread of awkward double-entendres about penises. ...Four pages, my mistake. ...Six pages. The metaphors are getting really mixed now. Okay, moving on to...slapstick that wouldn't be nearly as much of a problem is Curls didn't have a penis...and a bit of double entendre...and......
...Okay, twelve pages of double entendres about penises is excessive. Are we done? Okay, yes we are, because a red-faced Curls has finally come to confess that she suddenly has a penis, except by "confess" I mean she just flipped up her skirt to show this penis (which is the page that Fenimore is getting thrust in her face right now).
A...rather large...penis. Like...very large. A huge, lovingly detailed penis. Perhaps excessively detailed. Like, not to claim expertise on penises or anything, but I suspect that most of them have fewer veins than that. And they seldom bulge to quite that extent. Then again, very few of them are that large. Because if you heard that soft susurration, it was the wind caused by the simultaneous shifting of legs by nearly all those who possess vaginas crossing them in front of those. Like, that large. Really big. And detailed, if I didn't mention before. No invisidick in this one.
But, seriously, man, calling b.s. on this one. There is no way that she kept that hidden under a skirt the whole time. This thing would require unusual levels of ingenuity to hide in loose pants. And that's just while flaccid. This thing would become gigantor, eater of pants, if any boners happened. What am I writing, even compared to previous accounts. Why did you challenge me to use this genre. Why did I accept. What am I doing with my life I just want to play P3P. There are no -- there is a smaller giant-penis-to-plot ratio in that. Geez. Geez.
Okay, fine, continuing onto things that are likely to never have any purpose in a months-old thread because that's how I roll deal with it. Seriously, Fenimore isn't going to read further and I doubt Rin will either if he sees this page. Because this is the page they're on. Gigantic wang just hanging out here. Hi.
But anyone who turned the page would discover that Sports was probably about as stunned as anyone who came into this not expecting it and notably less aroused than anyone who came into this expecting it. There's a brief, inarticulate exchange between the girls before Sports asks how this happened.
AND THEN SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE COMES...let's call her SCIENCE because a schoolgirl wearing a labcoat as casual wear probably says that a lot. Except SCIENCE would be hard to type out a lot so let's call her Specs instead because she has those. Of course.
"THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION." It seems that both Sports and Curls are not entirely used to this by the way they startle enormously, but are used to it enough that Sports adopts a Not This Chinese Lion Dog Again expression a couple of panels later as Specs delves into.......
......this artist needs to learn about conserving space before delving into a five page, wordy discussion of this phenomenon. It seems the author is some kind of science enthusiast, because they are throwing around long biology terms derived from someone who took a lot of notes in high school biology class and kept them in a special notebook that they keep to this day. This enthusiasm has stopped short of actually looking into any relevant physiological phenomena as biology majors the world over shed a single tear of regret and are not quite sure why unless they actually read this, in which they probably are already weeping. Then again, regardless of the myriad of wonders of science, it probably would require enough handwaving to power a small windmill to provide any reasoning behind overnight penis growth.
This explanation has left both girls stunned enough that they don't notice Specs has moved on to...handling the implement. Oddly, Sports seems the more startled by this, being the one demanding an explanation. Specs seems surprised to even being asked, noting that since this condition is only affecting 1 in 10 000 girls in adolescence, this is a rare opportunity for study. Sports then attempts to appeal to Curls, but Curls appears to be losing resistance quickly under Specs's...ministrations, which is an unpleasant surprise to Sports.
Specs argues something that implies that owning a penis is being about two jerk-offs from total anarchy. It's kind of weird. But apparently convincing because before it makes sense Sports is helping and suddenly it's double blowjob all the way across this page. Not sure what it means, though, since Sports is being tsun about it. This is just to get you back to normal!! This continues for a bit. I'm not describing it.
Eventually, though, Specs wants to put Curls's ponos to her vagoo and j j jam it in! FOR SCIENCE. This causes some unexplainable (I'm sure) dissatisfaction from Sports, but also from Curls, who apparently would be a bit awkward having her first time for science...but wouldn't have as much of a problem with her longtime friend Sports. (Yuri fans of the series squeal...now.)
Except Sports seems to have a problem: "but I'm not gay." Never fear, though. Specs has a solution: she'll join in. As they say, it's not gay when it's in a threeway.
...After a moment, Sports begins to ask "but wouldn't at least one of the participants have to be a --" but Specs has already taken out her Giant Battery-Powered Dildo of Science (trumpets) and has begun this threesome process. The consent here is kind of dubious, but that's apparently a thing in doujins, like even when it's not intended to be. But at least there isn't any more protest...well, no more than is standard amongst even the most vanilla of.........yeah this whole thing is somewhat dubious. She seems to get into it later, though...not that that...really makes it not dubious........moving on.
Eventually, though, Curls does ask permission to cum inside, at least. Sports is somewhat weirded out by this request (and also is having trouble paying attention with everything going on), but, well, since they're both girls, it's not like she could get pregnant.
...Wow, Specs manages to begin another longwinded author-approved speech on the "science" behind this while doing her thing behind Curls. The gist of it is that yes, there is a way for the recently enpenised to create a sperm equivalent even without balls. It makes no sense, but like Sports is going to be able to figure that out at the best of times, let alone now. She attempts to alert Curls to this new revelation, but ...too late. They all cum together, unlikely as it sounds, because this is doujin.
Wow, this doujin has been really long already, but there's still plenty more to go, because while Curls and Sports are lying in the afterglow contemplating their place on the Kinsey scale, Specs has quietly gotten up and opened the door to allow the last two members of their group in.
One is obviously the main character, since she is otherwise largely unremarkable compared to the more odd designs of her compatriots. And the other is.....is.........oh my gosh, it is a tsundere loli with twintails and absolute territory and...I think I am at a loss as to list all of her stereotypes. It's like they came up with all the other concepts and then put every other possible concept into this one character. Or they designed this one first and introduced her before someone took a look and went "hold on there, this is like if twenty walking stereotypes met in a very focused breeding program. stop it."
Regardless, it looks like MC and Miss Moe have been listening and watching this all go on, which causes no end of embarrassed hullabaloo on Sports and Curls's end. However, Specs seems to believe that MC and Miss Moe liked what they saw and are ready to join in. In face of protests, Specs just flips up their skirts. Under MC's skirts, her panties are...okay, I know the expression is "wet" but that's frankly excessive. And Miss Moe is --
-- okay, really calling bull here. Even if Miss Moe's body is small and makes other things look bigger by comparison, that penis is way too huge, even compared to Curls's. That thing should smack her on the chin when it pops out. It can't get on Disney rides by itself but one suspects at first glance that it might be able to squeak by some of the smaller rides in high heels. It's an impossible penis -- not that impossibility of physical properties has stopped anyone even in non-porn. And, yes, it is just as intricately detailed as the previous penis. Also second bull on there being two people with this in a five person group when it's supposed to be a 1 in 10 000 occurrence.
You know what? Use your imagination. An orgy happens. I don't actually have any problem with anyone liking the genres described in this, but I have no jokes left for this anymore and I've spent hours on this. We're done.
...Or, almost done. There's illustrations at the back of this massive doujin that seem to suggest that these are also magical girls like everything else Rin has picked up. The club appears to have been a cover to let them get a room in the school. They show all them with penises, except, oddly, for Sports, who is just pregnant with Curls's baby. There's also an illustration of what appears to be a female antagonist
who may be a snake woman for the sake of fulfilling that requestpegging a male antagonist...except pegging is the wrong word since she is also futanari'd. With more endowment than the male antagonist, who appears to have a somewhat more realistic length and girth.There's also what appears to be Mobuko-chan as a middle schooler...with a penis. It seems that, before Mobuko-chan became a magical girl in the generation of the previous books, she was a long-standing background character that just ascended to main character status when she became magical girl age as defined for the series.
Oh and Fenimore's reaction is a shriek. She attempts to punch a hole in the doujin or, failing that, at least punch it out of her face.
P.S. If it's just the super-porny cover, it also implies this futanari-ing with a penis bulging through panties. Might not be immediately noticeable if you're not expecting it, but it's there.]
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Well.
That's.
He looks from it to her and then it and... and...!
...Porn and-
He wails not even sure how to handle this and flames go in every direction. It burns up most of the doujin (okay all but the three we've created here) and bags and other things but... also both of their clothes. Or at least everything but his boxers and probably her
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There's a moment where she is trying to process what happened and isn't really reacting, which I guess gives him good opportunity to see what is technically her sister's body thanks to the You Are What You Love effect, but is pretty much equivalent thanks to the twin thing. But, before that processing even quite passes, she will just...punch him in the face if she can and he's facing this direction. If he's not facing her, she'll probably try to land one on his back for the principle of the thing. If she had been standing up instead of kneeling, she probably would have kicked him where it hurts instead, so this may be an improvement.]
Don't look! [Even if he isn't.]
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I ain't looking or not--- [hing. Okay no, he just looked now on his ass.
Boobs.
Blushing, he forces his eyes shut and wails again]
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She curls up to try to cover herself up as best she can. It is only partially successful.]
You just did! You...you...! [Words fail her, so she trails off in an annoyed sound that might be unsuccessfully onomatopoeized as "ergh!"]
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"Sorry" isn't good enough! Do something about it!
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[Good thing that Rin is being a gentleman, because she is angry enough that she temporarily forgets to cover herself with her arms and waves them angrily. But the moment passes quickly before she curls up on herself again.]
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[Both hands over his eyes, he's now even trying to walk away, a little groanerific-ized. It's irksome]
[Day of hideous ] no shrinking has occured yet!
You're the pervert! [She temporarily abandons her modesty-preserving attempts as she gets up to follow after him, attempting to intercept him for a punch. Except, while she is bringing her fist back, she undergoes a change of species that she doesn't notice until her suddenly Kryptonian fist makes contact.
...Better hope that this turns out like an ecchi anime scene if it lands on you, Rin!]
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[Day of hideous ] Only by a week in this case!
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