Jack Horner (
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Whoa baby, oh baby don't ya treat me this way
Who: [Bad username or site: dragonjack title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: histruename title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: honorbeforeall title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: heroicarturia title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: thestormishere title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: gardenerofgaia title= @ livejournal.com] (later)
What: Dragon Slaying
When: June 30th
Where: The Mountains, up in Jack's Cave
Summary: Saber (and co?) goes to confront Jack about his greed and gold, hoping to pull him out of his curse.
Rating: PG-13 to R for language and violence
[Lately Jack had been having dark dreams and with no one to share them with. He had grown more distant, spending more time in his cave, and it took longer and longer for him to roll about in his gold to push away those feeling. The images he had seen were vague... but from what he could see was a king who had won many wars, a demon from the gates of hell to claim the soul he had bargained away, a warrior shrouded in shadows, and a soldier with a monstrous form that seemed almost familiar to him. His dreams had all come to one conclusion.
They were coming for him. He had no idea why, but he could only conclude they would be the end of him.
... well let them come. See how they deal with Jack Horner.]
((ooc: Gonna have two threads here. One for a meetup before running into Jack, if you guys want, then another one for them to actually arrive and confront him. Let me know if there's anything that is fishy or needs clarified.))
What: Dragon Slaying
When: June 30th
Where: The Mountains, up in Jack's Cave
Summary: Saber (and co?) goes to confront Jack about his greed and gold, hoping to pull him out of his curse.
Rating: PG-13 to R for language and violence
[Lately Jack had been having dark dreams and with no one to share them with. He had grown more distant, spending more time in his cave, and it took longer and longer for him to roll about in his gold to push away those feeling. The images he had seen were vague... but from what he could see was a king who had won many wars, a demon from the gates of hell to claim the soul he had bargained away, a warrior shrouded in shadows, and a soldier with a monstrous form that seemed almost familiar to him. His dreams had all come to one conclusion.
They were coming for him. He had no idea why, but he could only conclude they would be the end of him.
... well let them come. See how they deal with Jack Horner.]
((ooc: Gonna have two threads here. One for a meetup before running into Jack, if you guys want, then another one for them to actually arrive and confront him. Let me know if there's anything that is fishy or needs clarified.))
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We're here to rid you of that cursed gold, Jack.
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That's really sweet of you. But I'm going to pass, now beat it.
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[Her expression is determined and yet cold at the same time. She won't let Jack persuade her into leaving.]
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[He takes a few more steps out of the cave, so he can tower of them with his size. He snorts out smoke at the both of them.]
This is your last chance!
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This is your last chance as well.
[She puts her armored hands in front of her and a small blue glow comes from between her hands. The invisible sword has been drawn.]
Surrender the gold.
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So that's it? You're going to kill me and steal my gold? Well fuck you!
[And with that, he suddenly sends hot flames directly in Saber's direction, hot enough that they could even incinerate Karai just by proximity.]
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...one plain everyday katana versus a dragon. Well, it's a challenge, at any rate.]
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She braces her sword tightly and waits for an opening. Fighting in a cave was not going to work to their advantage, if Jack could just breathe fire constantly.]
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Then, he sees the dragon.] Crap!
[It's his gun versus your fire breath, Jack. Let's see who wins out because he's aiming that huge mortar canon of a thing right at your head.]
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You bitch! You brought one of those devils, didn't you!? Well I still got years on my contract!
[He ignores Saber, for the moment, and focuses his flames on Hellboy instead. But rather than stay motionless, he moves swiftly towards the demon, intending to chomp on him a bit too. Given he can eat a cow whole in one bite, that's one huge set of teeth that incoming.]
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As Jack swings his head towards the red demon, Karai launches herself forward on the opposite side, aiming an attack at the base of Jack's long neck. She expects it won't be that easy, but that's what contingency plans are for. In the meantime, she'll sure try for it.]
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[Saber gasps when Hellboy seemingly comes out of nowhere. If he was "invited" then she certainly had no knowledge of it. However the focus is off them now and this is a good chance to get Jack, at the very least, away from the gold.
Saber too makes a quick lunge at Jack, aiming for his center. Unlike what he might think, she has no intention of slaughtering him. Only weakening him enough to make him retreat from the gold. With that hope in mind, she takes her sword and launches a swift attack toward the middle of his body.]
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Then the girls attack. It was something he wasn't expecting, and he has to watch himself to keep them out of the crossfire. But he only has a split second to think before those teeth are just inches away from making him a snack.]
You wanna eat me? Chew on this!
[And he thrusts his stone hand at the dragon's jagged teeth with an earth-shaking amount of force.]
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Okay, that shit is ENOUGH. At a speed unexpected for his size, he quickly whirls around, using his tails as a battering ram to sweep away whichever one of them he can hit. Any of them that take to the sky will have a ball of fire aimed in their direction.]
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She jumps clear-- and then jumps again, landing in a crouch on the tail, and takes off for a higher vantage point before a second tail sweep can cost her balance. Running up your back, Jack.]
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The ground comes up to meet him with force enough to rattle his teeth in his head. Then, he registers he's sliding down the mountain side in a cascade of jagged pebbles. He digs his right hand into the dirt, trying to slow his descent.]
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Rope hooked around the horn, Karai drops from her perch just as Jack lets go, twisting her weight as she plummets to swing round and try making a grab for Saber. It's worth a shot.]
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/throwing in a short tag, again feel free to godmod the healer
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I'm sorry for derping on this
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1/2
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