EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[sketchingideals]

No. If I can't swim with you, I don't want to swim at all. My regular clothes were a little uncomfortable for this weather, that's all. [...but now he's reminded of how little clothing he really has on. ...blush.]

[shiningbinds]

...is that so? [He's surprised. Happy for Mithos, but surprised nonetheless.]

[devourthemfirst]

I am not! I saw you toss it!

[Well you know what? He's going to take one of his plastic shovels and ruin one of your towers with it!]

[tolivefortoday]

It does. I wonder if we can walk far enough to reach the barrier? [Probably not, but who knows.] But if you get bored of it before I do, we can look around the cliff anyway. I won't mind.

[Yun's pretty happy by default, so that's not even remotely difficult to do.]

[alabastajewel]

[ooc: continued here]

[dogboy]

[Wow, you incredibly rude child-looking immortal.

In response, Chien will simply take the sand and toss it at the other! And maybe mess up his towers with those palm fronds if he can!]

[catus_carnival]

[She's kind of lost in her own world right now.]

Tao was seeing if you were average or not. Hmmm....

Very fine indeed~ /smoulder

[falenandawn]

For being you? [Really, he was thankful for many things she had done but mostly just.... thankful for her.]

[accepted]

[They are the most romantic sea creatures ever and you know it.]

No way, a shrew like you? Not heavy at all!

[And he means that in the nicest, friendly teasing way he can manage.

Stepping onto the sand and looking around for somewhere to put Rise down... There's a nice rock over there under a fruit tree, that'll do.]

Here we go. See, not a problem.

[accepted]

Maybe! We'll just have to keep walking and see where it takes us huh? I won't be getting bored anytime soon, not with you around Yun.

[analyzing]

[Fuuko's idea of romantic sea creatures is messed up. Also— shrew? Wow, romantic talk clearly isn't Caius' strong point!!

...not that Rise really minds, because she giggles a little at that.]

You're really used to doing these things, aren't you?

[accepted]

[Yeah well to be fair she's pretty messed up herself, the car crash must have caused brain damage or something-- YES, SHREW. It's not like he ever talked romantically to anyone back home. In fact the closest thing he had to a girlfriend he to told to shut up on a daily basis!

But if she's giggling that just secures shrew as being the best thing he can say to a girl.]

Aah well... Not really. I'm used to looking after someone back home and keeping them safe so this is just something I feel I should do. Keep you safe.

[analyzing]

[Rise doesn't come from the land of tsuntsun, thank you very much! She leans forward to listen to his words with a slight tilt of her head.]

Someone important?

[accepted]

[It's totally not the land of tsun tsun if him and everyone bar one person in his party tsuns everywhere okay.]

Someone important. But she's not here, so I can protect you instead.

[It's like she never existed~]

[analyzing]

[Isn't that the very definition of tsuntsunland?!]

Does this mean that if she's here, you won't protect me?

[Pout!!]

[accepted]

[You're probably thinking of tsuntsun-bar-one-land. Easy mistake to make.]

Huh? ...No? [...] I mean, if she did show up I would protect her, but I'd keep you safe too!

[Even with fruit he's still not good with this sort of thing. Bluh.]

You're important to me too so it makes sense that I would keep you both safe.

[analyzing]

[Hey, majority rule always applies.]

And you aren't afraid that I'd be jealous?

[She's wearing a grin when she says this though— perhaps she's kidding? ...maybe?]

[accepted]

[Oh fuh damn majorities.]

Jealous? Why would you be jealous?

[...He doesn't get it.]

[imatreenow]

[He nods, and there's even a whisper of a smile on his lips.]

Martel has returned... [and he'll quickly gloss over the ugly mess of imperfections lurking underneath the superficial wholeness of having his sister by his side] I have others who care about me too. [....................is he...blushing a little bit?]

[imatreenow]

[He smiles, reassured.] ...Good. I'm glad. Because...I wouldn't want you to be there [he gestures down to the water] when I'm here.

[.....and do you think he minds how little clothing you have on, Jeb? All the blushing.]

[analyzing]

Wellll, you'd have to split your attention between us. Wouldn't that mean less time for me?

[accepted]

No way, I like you both a lot so I'd just spend the same amount of time with each of you. Then no one needs to be jealous, right?

[meritocracy]

A-Average?! What do you mean by that?!

[analyzing]

[Oh, jeez, Caius.]

I dunno, some girls might not like that kind of arrangement.

[devourthemfirst]

[Wow wow look who's talking! So ruuude!

Czes will just shield his eyes from the sand then throw some back at him to try and stop him from messing up his awesome towers]