EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[analyzing]

[Isn't that the very definition of tsuntsunland?!]

Does this mean that if she's here, you won't protect me?

[Pout!!]

[accepted]

[You're probably thinking of tsuntsun-bar-one-land. Easy mistake to make.]

Huh? ...No? [...] I mean, if she did show up I would protect her, but I'd keep you safe too!

[Even with fruit he's still not good with this sort of thing. Bluh.]

You're important to me too so it makes sense that I would keep you both safe.

[analyzing]

[Hey, majority rule always applies.]

And you aren't afraid that I'd be jealous?

[She's wearing a grin when she says this though— perhaps she's kidding? ...maybe?]

[accepted]

[Oh fuh damn majorities.]

Jealous? Why would you be jealous?

[...He doesn't get it.]

[analyzing]

Wellll, you'd have to split your attention between us. Wouldn't that mean less time for me?

[accepted]

No way, I like you both a lot so I'd just spend the same amount of time with each of you. Then no one needs to be jealous, right?

[analyzing]

[Oh, jeez, Caius.]

I dunno, some girls might not like that kind of arrangement.

[accepted]

...They wouldn't? So if I spent time with you and Rubia would neither of you be happy? You'd both be getting the same time so...

[What. Whaaat.]

[analyzing]

[Aha, that's a name! She leans back.]

Well, I wouldn't mind, but maybe Rubia would...

[accepted]

Really? Uhh...

[Let's see... Rubia is his best and only childhood friend who gets angry at him all the time for not being cool and stylish enough and he doesn't understand why she even gets angry half the time, I mean, come on, she wears this stupid flower shaped dress how can she even run in that thing?! He's stating fact when he points out how dumb she looks! And why did she get so mad when he said he wanted to travel the world alone?! Girls are just so confusing and--

...Okay yeah maybe she would get mad.]

Thinking about it, yeah, Rubia would probably find some way to get annoyed and shout at me. [...] But then what am I meant to do?!

[analyzing]

I dunno. You know Rubia better than I, don't you? You wouldn't happen to know what it'd take for her to be okay with it, would you?

[accepted]

...No idea. She always gets mad at me for no reason or because she doesn't think I'm cool enough. She's just really confusing. [...] Not like you.

[analyzing]

[Welllll, more Caius for her. There's only so much sharing she can do. ♥ ]

Well, I think you're cool enough.

[accepted]

See, she would never say that, she would just scream and complain abo-- [Oh! Rise thinks he's cool!] Really? You think I'm cool? ...Hehe.