Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

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[installing]

Then allow me to tell you how!

[At this she jumps a little, so that when she lands her legs are shoulder width and she's pointing at Haruki's chest. This causes the bell on her neck to jingle.]

[deusexhormones]

[...this is brilliant outfit, honestly. He finds himself looking it all over, not just at the boobs, but the tail and the horns and the details of the piercings in the cow ears and ... wow]

O...kay.

[installing]

Milk helps promote not only good bone health, but smooth skin, and a strong immune system. This can aid in the prevention of many illnesses. It has many helpful things in it such as vitamins A, and B, along with calcium and magnesium. You can absorb these from milk in its natural form, or from...

[This goes on for a while. If Haruki's heard one of her automail rants it sounds like that, but more... perky. Also in her enthusiastic explanation she might be striking some poses for emphasis, making her cow bell jingle more.]

[deusexhormones]

[He's sort of 25% listening. Mostly, he's surveying the costume more... and her body. Both of them. Both of them are really impressive. Once she's hit a point he thinks he would be prudent to zone back in on though, he nods]

Yeah that's a lot of benefits.

[installing]

So why not have a glass of milk at least once everyday. With breakfast or cereal is fine. Have this, my dear citizen! It my gift to you.

[Winry reaches into her basket for a bottle, and hands him milk with a smile.]

[deusexhormones]

[...Okay] Thanks?

[He takes it. Still. Confused]

[installing]

Fair well, sir! I must away to spread the word! [And she turns so that she may dash away.]

[deusexhormones]

[Wait no, reaching out and grabbing her tail. to stop this] Where are you going?!

[installing]

I just told you! Unhand me, citizen! I must fulfill my duty!

[deusexhormones]

Your duty? Oi, what on- are you serious?

[installing]

Of course I am serious! I'm the Milk Maid, and this is how I do my part for the community! Now let me go before I make you.

[deusexhormones]

What sort of insane name is Milk Maid?!

[And no, he does not. Let go]

[installing]

I have warned you!

[So she turns around to punch him in the face! For justice!]

[deusexhormones]

[WHAT SERIOUSLY? He catches that punch with his fist on reflex, in turn releasing his tail. really?]

What the hell?!

[And why does he still have a milk bottle in his other hand, sob]

[installing]

I had told you to release me!

[deusexhormones]

You're being weird though! Besides, where did this milk even come from?!

[installing]

I am not being weird, and why does that matter? You should just drink it!

[deusexhormones]

Well it matters because given your attire it could be your breastmilk!

[installing]

[Her face grows red and she tries to kick him.]

How in the world would I be able to produce breast milk on the spot?!

[deusexhormones]

I don't know, you're a superhero, right?!

[And he tries to evade that kick- phew, managed.]

[installing]

I-! [She averts her eyes, her face glowing red, and moves in closer. To whisper.]

I don't... have any powers.

[deusexhormones]

So... you're just telling people to drink your milk.

[Also going quiet for her]

[installing]

Yes! And you should do it too! Drink my milk, Haruki!

[Whoops. Should have said 'citizen.']

[deusexhormones]

[...!] An---and when are you off duty?

[installing]

I do not rest until the village sleeps!