EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

HIT ME WITH ANYTHING

[wildkotetsu]

[Kotetsu is just minding his own, eating some nearly-ripe fruit. Of course this means... he's basically the same as usual, just a little amped. Ain't that something? But mainly, he's investigating... because seriously? This is a weird day. The weather is nice, and the beach is nice, and the tree is... weird.

Huh. He peers intensely at it, nomming his fruit.]

How about a 15 pound catfish?

[mikangirl]

[Hnnn, she probably owes him an apology, so. >_> She'll just. Sidle up next to him with a sheepish look.]

Hey, Kotetsu.

BUT I WANT A DELICIOUS BASS :C

[wildkotetsu]

[BLINK]

Oh! Hey, Nami. You got your long hair back, huh? Does that mean you're all normal again?

[mikangirl]

Pretty much. Hope I didn't scare you too much as a kid. [Though she doubts very much that she did. 8|] How've you been?

[wildkotetsu]

[Having weird feelings for my partner.]

Uh... It's been alright. Just trying to see what's going on around here...

[mikangirl]

Fruit. Lots of fruit. Malnosso experiment, probably. You should try some.

[wildkotetsu]

... But if it's a experiment, shouldn't I avoid trying things like that?

[mikangirl]

Well no, the fruit's okay! See? [She'll just snag a random one and take a bite.]

[wildkotetsu]

Thaaat's not... entirely convincing...

[mikangirl]

Look no, seriously. Nothing's wrong with me. [She turns a little circle and then offers him the other half.] Go on, try it.

[wildkotetsu]

... [He looks at the fruit

and then at her

and then at the fruit.]

I don't know... How do I know you're right about this?

[mikangirl]

Because I've been eating these for a while, now. I'd think I'd notice if there was something wrong. [She should just shrug and say your loss but Nami just wants to share so much. 8|] The whole trees and warm weather is just like the amusement park thing they did last year. There's no harm in it.

[Yes, she can justify this all she likes. Yay for experimental thinking?]

[wildkotetsu]

... Aah... well. If it is poisoned I guess everyone here'd be dead by now...

[How morbid.

And yet he's actually reaching over and holding said fruit. Mmmrrrrrrrr...]

Would a trout do?

[lostinmyway]

[Hey Kotetsu, have a gorgeous lady with the body of a goddess wearing a skimpy bikini. She's coming over to stand beside you and watch your curiosity curiously.]

These are nice trees, aren't they?

... Better. >:^|a

[wildkotetsu]

[dfksjdflkdsj NOT what he was expecting to turn towards, and knowing Grune, he feels like he's being a peeper because she is EVEN MORE OBLIVIOUS THAN HIM. So he turns and coughs into his fist, focusing on the ocean. Women and bikinis and boobies, gosh.]

A-aa. Very nice trees... Just wonder where it came from...

Then trout it is! :D

[lostinmyway]

[For some reason, she gets that reaction a lot. ?_?]

Maybe they grew here.

[...She says, even though she had wandered out to the beach within last week and had seen no such things.]

[wildkotetsu]

[Eeeeeeh... He has his doubts about the trees. :|a]

Things like this, growing on beach sand? Seems kinda' out there...

[lostinmyway]

Do you think so? [She considers that.] Maybe they're a special kind of tree.

[wildkotetsu]

I guess so. Either way, looks like everyone's enjoying themselves anyway...

[SUSPECT.]

[lostinmyway]

Oh, yes. Because spending time on the beach is lots of fun!

[Hers is an uncomplicated life.]

[wildkotetsu]

[Cry.]

I can't argue with that! Just kinda' weird how the weather cleared up so fast, huh?

[lostinmyway]

It's very nice, isn't it? I wonder if this means spring is coming early this year.

[Give it up, Kotetsu. You're not going to get her to admit anything is suspicious.]

[wildkotetsu]

Aha... maybe... [yeah he gives up] S-so you're enjoying yourself out here?

[lostinmyway]

Oh, yes. Spending time at the beach is so much fun!

Are you?

[wildkotetsu]

I guess so, yeah! It's been so cold back in the village, it's a nice breather.