EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[wildkotetsu]

... [He looks at the fruit

and then at her

and then at the fruit.]

I don't know... How do I know you're right about this?

[mikangirl]

Because I've been eating these for a while, now. I'd think I'd notice if there was something wrong. [She should just shrug and say your loss but Nami just wants to share so much. 8|] The whole trees and warm weather is just like the amusement park thing they did last year. There's no harm in it.

[Yes, she can justify this all she likes. Yay for experimental thinking?]

[wildkotetsu]

... Aah... well. If it is poisoned I guess everyone here'd be dead by now...

[How morbid.

And yet he's actually reaching over and holding said fruit. Mmmrrrrrrrr...]

[mikangirl]

[Very morbid. You're not Robin in disguise are you 8|]

Go on. Try it.

[wildkotetsu]

...

[With great hesitation, he takes a teeny little bite. But at least he's considerably brightening after it, right?]

Hey, this isn't half bad.

[mikangirl]

You are the world's pickiest eater! Try some more.

[If you don't take a bigger bite, Nami is more than willing to help you with this. 8|]

[wildkotetsu]

[... help with that.......]

M-maa, okay, okay.

[He goes ahead and om nom noms away at it.]

How many of these did you eat, anyway?

[mikangirl]

[She's made Shoving Fruit Down Your Gullet an art form. Really.]

A few. Can't help myself. It's delicious, and I love fruit besides. [Once she was over the whole ten minutes of glaring suspiciously at the trees, which she can barely remember now for some reason.]

[wildkotetsu]

Aa, I can tell.

You grew up around fruit trees, right?

[mikangirl]

Yup. The mikan grove in Luceti is just like the one my sister has at home. But, y'know. I love fruit in general. [Just mikan tend to take pride of place above all else.]