EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE

[accepted]

Okay then, great! Let's go!

[Commence dragging Rise by the hand towards the water.]

There's no slides or anything here so I hope it'll still just as for for you.

[accepted]

You do, really? Ah, w-well--!

[Cute isn't something he's called much. Cool? Lots of times! An idiot? ...Sadly, also lots of times. But cute is definitely a new one.]

Handsome sounds better, for a guy anyway. I mean it's good to be called cute, but handsome fits me more I think? You can call me what you like.

[accepted]

Sounds like you really look up to her. I'm sure you try hard too though. [Just not at swimming--] You're lucky to have someone so nice here with you from home, I just have Lukius.

[rollypolyclover]

He would?! Would he really like me?! ...Could Yotsuba have a chef too?! [Holy wow her hands are shaking as she piles on a little more sand to the castle. It's just that exciting!] He could make Yotsuba all sorts of nice stuff and I could share it with everyone and everyone could eat together...

[falenandawn]

Yes. But most cake is sweet, even if types vary.

[idealism]

I'll always be there for you. You know that, right?

[It feels like he's said too much, and heat rises in his cheeks. He misses looking into Link's eyes, so he gently places a hand under his chin and lifts it up.]

[idealism]

[He places a hand on top of Sheik's, still scared of ruining this perfect little moment. It's peaceful knowing he's close.]

...You can do that again sometime. If you want.

catching ♥!!!

[imatreenow]

...Kaori...? [is everything.......okay over there?]

[idealism]

I'm sorry. I've been trying not to butt into people's business lately.

[The way he says it makes it obvious that he considers this a personal failing of his.]

What's been going on, Draco?

[Pregnant pause.]

Is it about your vampire?

[ombra_lira]

[That only causes Sheik to look up again with worry. Has Tsuzuki really been this starved for closeness?]

You mean this?

[Frowning just slightly, he leans up to kiss him again.]

[blessedbyfarore]

Y-yeah. [Excuse his sudden stutter, Tsuzuki - at the sudden eye contact, Link's words have trailed off, a lump in his throat as he licks his dry lips nervously.]

...Tsuzuki?

[drawnbythesword]

Yeah. She's one of the most important people in the world to me.

excelleeent

[folklorist]

True and everyone does seem to be enjoying themselves so I suppose that's not something you see everyday when it comes to the Malnosso.

[ Then fruit shall be had! His eyes will glow slightly and he'll make a small cutting motion with his hand. Said fruit will be sliced neatly in half by a wind spell. Helios offers Mulder on of the two halves. ]

Here goes nothing I suppose.

[folklorist]

But even with the option to see other places and to experience new things you still find it...uninteresting?

[ Hm. ] Ah, well, everyone does have their own opinions on things. W-What sort of things would you find interesting then?

[ Though Helios probably can figure out what they are he's still going to venture to ask. ]

[kyoshi]

[Sorry, honey- her instinctive response to his sudden move is to lean in as well, and she can't quite stop herself in time when he tries to move away. Enjoy your fiancee(?)'s fruit-flavoured kiss!

....

Oh dear, she shouldn't have done that.]

[catus_carnival]

[Tao will take this opportunity to go for a grope hug with paws suspiciously near Natalia's chest.]

[eyesofremorse]

[Testing one of the fruits would probably be the easiest way to confirm if it has any sort of harmful effect, that's true, but... he's not sure if he likes the thought of either of the two volunteering for that. Leonhardt's words aren't doing much to change that.]

Are you sure about this, Loewe...? [There's really no other way to find out for sure what the fruits do, but knowing the Malnosso, if they did anything to the fruit, they could do just about anything. It might be better to just not try the fruits at all.

...That'd probably be easier if they didn't look so tempting, though...]

[thestormishere]

Zack.

[ Instant answer, biting tone. It's a wonder she doesn't write out "DUH" in the air in front of her with her hand.

Robert, dude, just... just go with it. There is no winning here otherwise. ]

[thestormishere]

Right here.

[ Haha, yep. She grins as she cups his face in both her hands, even if that means she has to kind of squish her bent arms between them to do it without moving away. What a cuuuute boooooy! :'D

Hopefully Hope doesn't choose to take another look as he sulks away. He'd probably just go ahead and barf.

-- But wait, were they doing something before Hope interrupted? Because Lightning doesn't seem to remember if so. ]

[wildkotetsu]

Aa, I can tell.

You grew up around fruit trees, right?

[markofthewise]

[Wow that was pretty great.

Except now they're here. Post kiss. And possibly just after a terrible mistake!?]

... you know I'm not really that interested in swimming. [SOMETHING ELSE IS MORE INTERESTING.]

fluttering ♥!!

[seiriald]

[No everything is not all right, you are in a relationship and she doesn't even know who the other person is.

For all they knew he could be dangerous for Mithos!] How long?

dokidoki ♥!!

[imatreenow]

[He can tell something is wrong. Everything from months prior bubbles closer to the surface. Here he is, relying so much on a boy who just happens to be a human, when he had backed out on her for the same reason. He's aware of that, it's just..... He really can't explain it. How Jeb makes him feel, or why.]

It's been a few months. Two.

[relictusdeus]

Why do battle with mere illusions of enemies? One acquires far more experience, and...

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Why do battle with mere illusions of enemies? One acquires far more experience, and... <i<satisfaction</i>... when fighting them in the flesh.

[<small>He lets that hang, addressing the other question.</small>] Have I not already told you? [<small>A smile.</small>] Well, <i>beyond</i> the pleasures of carnal indulgence... I do <i>enjoy</i> making <i>use</i> of my skills. I have not studied the dark arts to do nothing with it, after all.

[tolivefortoday]

Yes, I do. Really. [He won't have to worry about being called an idiot by Yun, at least.] Hmm. I suppose so, though I think cute fits better when your face is all red like that.

[...being poked fun at, however, good luck.]