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EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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Okay then, great! Let's go!

[Commence dragging Rise by the hand towards the water.]

There's no slides or anything here so I hope it'll still just as for for you.

Oh-- okay!

[Stumble stumble drag drag. There'd better be a towel or something whenever she gets out of the water, Caius! She's not kidding about the whole transparent clothes thing, even if she's shed her coat earlier on.]

[Whatever whatever he can go run off and find a towel later, like he even cares about transparent clothing right now. There's beach fun to be had!

Further and further out they go until the water is about mid-thigh or so. Time to swim.]

Even when it's this warm the water still feels cold huh?!

[Try and ignore the excited shouting even though Rise is right next to him, he can be a bit of a kid sometimes.]

[Well, if he's gonna go diving into the water, she's gonna let go of that hand! Don't drag her in, aaaahhh.]

I guess the water still thinks that it's winter!

[But she's laughing too! This is a pretty shoujo scene, isn't it-- beach, waves, a couple holding hands? All you need is a beach ball and it will all be so uguu.]

[Aww but they're meant to be doing this togetheeer! Come on, come on! But if Rise isn't going to keep holding hands with him then he'll behave. Hand holding > Swimming right now.]

Hehe, guess so! Just as well the air's warm to even it out.

[Sudden beach ball out of nowhere. How much more uguu do you want it?]

[All the uguuuuu. And it's okay to go swimming, Caius...! She'll just, y'know, wade around. S'cool, s'cool.

--and oh, the beach ball plops harmless onto her hands (as opposed to hitting her on the face, how very unromantic that would be) and she blinks for a moment. Where did this come from?!]

[...Yeah, where did that even come from. That's strange. Head tilt.]

What's that?

[NEVER SEEN A BEACH BALL BEFORE. Well it's obviously a ball but it's like. Different. Bigger. More colourful.]

What, this? [She tosses it into the air experimentally— yep, light as a beachball.] A beach ball, of course!

Never heard of one. [But it makes sense, finding a ball on the beach and calling it a beach ball.] What can you play with it? [Looks a bit light for kicking.]

Well...it's mostly for throwing. [And she hits it upward, watches as it makes an arc-- and catches it!] But you mustn't let it hit the ground too, see?

It's not as violent as volleyball.

[Watching the ball travel through the air. Oooh~]

Oh yeah, I never had the chance to play that at the last party.

[As much as it pains him to move away from Rise he does so! Paddling off down the shore a little before turning back to face her.]

Throw it over here then!

[Blink, and she glances at the ball, then at him as he moves away.]

But what about swimming?

We can swim and play with the ball at the same time, right? I mean we're already in the water like this!

[Come on, come on, throw the ball. Let's play ~~fetch~~ catch!]

["That's gonna be a bit more difficult"--

--is what she was about to say, but you know what? She doesn't feel like disappointing him after she's agreed to all this. So it's just some soaked clothing. Big deal.]

Good point. Catch!

[toss!]

[Diving for the ball, catching it in midair and splashing down into the water! This is way too much fun for just a game of catch.

Throwing the ball up and smacking it back in a volleyball like fashion. Oh yeah, he totally remembers those diagrams of hers. Too bad there's no fire and all that but it's close enough!]

[Volleyball fire would be the most terrifying thing in the middle of a crowd.

The water offers a little resistance for movement so she has to be really careful that she doesn't trip as she runs and hits it back at him!!

This ain't no volleyball fashion, bro.]

[But it would also be super cool! This is the most volleyball like of fashions, seriously, it couldn't be any more volleyball if he tried.

Who cares about tripping? Not him! Then again he's already wet from splashing around so more splashing won't do any harm.

Returning the ball again, isn't this romantic?!]

[As romantic as starfish on the beach.

And reversing gears, let's get that ball, let's get that—

—okay, so. The ball? It gets hit back to him. Except that she's also tripped while hitting it and is currently going blub blub blub after a resounding SPLASH.]

[So it's really romantic then?! :D

Screw the ball, Risa fell over, oh nooo! Batting the ball away and quickly wading through the water to get over to her, unsure whether to just pull her up now or offer a hand to help her up.]

Hey, you okay? That looked like a bad fall.

[Going with the latter and holding out a hand to her.]

[What's so romantic about starfish?!

It's just as well that the water's shallow here (though it's come up to her knee...then again, Rise Kujikawa is Short), but Rise looks at least disgruntled when she accepts that helping hand. Careless, so careless.]

I'm fine. I just tripped over.

[And went sprawling into the sand under the water! Her knees are a bit grazed.

...assume, for the sake of continuity, that she'd taken off her shoes and stockings earlier.]

[I am not on the right account to be discussing starfish and how romantic they are.]

You don't look it.

[Not that he's being rude, but he does spot those grazed knees. Even if it's just a graze he's not going to let her walk back to the beach in that condition! Nope, grazes are serious things.

Which is why he's now moving to her side to pick her up bridal style and carry her out of the water. Screw being over the top over some little graze, magical love inducing fruit > sense.]

[Well, isn't that too bad!!

Her mouth forms a surprised O when her legs sweep off the ground and she's speechless for a moment at the gesture. Wow, so romantic, Caius!!

...don't drop her now.]

[Yes. O^O Meanwhile Fuuko is screaming into the sand and hugging a starfish.

No way, like she's going to drop her now! That would just be awful. There's plenty of time for dropping her when they're in shallower water anyway--

For now he walks slowly and carefully adjusts his hands around her to make sure Rise isn't going to suddenly fall out of his grip.]

You okay like this?

[But are starfish romantic, Fuuko...no, they aren't.

But for now, she's just all— surprised.]

Y-yeah, I guess. Is this okay?

...I'm not too heavy, am I?

YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE

IT'S PART OF MAH CHARM.

oh is that what you're calling it...

Charm, charm!

About as charming as an uncharming thing.

Tsk tsk, how rude!

'It's a part of my charm'

You ain't got no charm!!

I am the most charming thing!!

SAYS YOU.

YES. SAYS ME. PROBLEM?

IT'S NOT A GENERAL CONSENSUS.

Yes it is. The majority of people think this is a general consensus.

You aren't a majority!

Yes I am!

Your MOM is a majority maybe.

What are you implying with that.

exactly what I am. dwi.

See this is why you're not charming.

your mom says i'm charming.

...When did you meet my mom?

That's a secret.

Maybe it's best I don't know...

Maybe so. Or maybe not. Who knows?

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