EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

Maybe it's best I don't know...

[accepted]

[Yes. O^O Meanwhile Fuuko is screaming into the sand and hugging a starfish.

No way, like she's going to drop her now! That would just be awful. There's plenty of time for dropping her when they're in shallower water anyway--

For now he walks slowly and carefully adjusts his hands around her to make sure Rise isn't going to suddenly fall out of his grip.]

You okay like this?

Maybe so. Or maybe not. Who knows?

[analyzing]

[But are starfish romantic, Fuuko...no, they aren't.

But for now, she's just all— surprised.]

Y-yeah, I guess. Is this okay?

[analyzing]

...I'm not too heavy, am I?

[accepted]

[They are the most romantic sea creatures ever and you know it.]

No way, a shrew like you? Not heavy at all!

[And he means that in the nicest, friendly teasing way he can manage.

Stepping onto the sand and looking around for somewhere to put Rise down... There's a nice rock over there under a fruit tree, that'll do.]

Here we go. See, not a problem.

[analyzing]

[Fuuko's idea of romantic sea creatures is messed up. Also— shrew? Wow, romantic talk clearly isn't Caius' strong point!!

...not that Rise really minds, because she giggles a little at that.]

You're really used to doing these things, aren't you?

[accepted]

[Yeah well to be fair she's pretty messed up herself, the car crash must have caused brain damage or something-- YES, SHREW. It's not like he ever talked romantically to anyone back home. In fact the closest thing he had to a girlfriend he to told to shut up on a daily basis!

But if she's giggling that just secures shrew as being the best thing he can say to a girl.]

Aah well... Not really. I'm used to looking after someone back home and keeping them safe so this is just something I feel I should do. Keep you safe.

[analyzing]

[Rise doesn't come from the land of tsuntsun, thank you very much! She leans forward to listen to his words with a slight tilt of her head.]

Someone important?

[accepted]

[It's totally not the land of tsun tsun if him and everyone bar one person in his party tsuns everywhere okay.]

Someone important. But she's not here, so I can protect you instead.

[It's like she never existed~]

[analyzing]

[Isn't that the very definition of tsuntsunland?!]

Does this mean that if she's here, you won't protect me?

[Pout!!]

[accepted]

[You're probably thinking of tsuntsun-bar-one-land. Easy mistake to make.]

Huh? ...No? [...] I mean, if she did show up I would protect her, but I'd keep you safe too!

[Even with fruit he's still not good with this sort of thing. Bluh.]

You're important to me too so it makes sense that I would keep you both safe.

[analyzing]

[Hey, majority rule always applies.]

And you aren't afraid that I'd be jealous?

[She's wearing a grin when she says this though— perhaps she's kidding? ...maybe?]

[accepted]

[Oh fuh damn majorities.]

Jealous? Why would you be jealous?

[...He doesn't get it.]

[analyzing]

Wellll, you'd have to split your attention between us. Wouldn't that mean less time for me?

[accepted]

No way, I like you both a lot so I'd just spend the same amount of time with each of you. Then no one needs to be jealous, right?

[analyzing]

[Oh, jeez, Caius.]

I dunno, some girls might not like that kind of arrangement.

[accepted]

...They wouldn't? So if I spent time with you and Rubia would neither of you be happy? You'd both be getting the same time so...

[What. Whaaat.]

[analyzing]

[Aha, that's a name! She leans back.]

Well, I wouldn't mind, but maybe Rubia would...

[accepted]

Really? Uhh...

[Let's see... Rubia is his best and only childhood friend who gets angry at him all the time for not being cool and stylish enough and he doesn't understand why she even gets angry half the time, I mean, come on, she wears this stupid flower shaped dress how can she even run in that thing?! He's stating fact when he points out how dumb she looks! And why did she get so mad when he said he wanted to travel the world alone?! Girls are just so confusing and--

...Okay yeah maybe she would get mad.]

Thinking about it, yeah, Rubia would probably find some way to get annoyed and shout at me. [...] But then what am I meant to do?!

[analyzing]

I dunno. You know Rubia better than I, don't you? You wouldn't happen to know what it'd take for her to be okay with it, would you?

[accepted]

...No idea. She always gets mad at me for no reason or because she doesn't think I'm cool enough. She's just really confusing. [...] Not like you.

[analyzing]

[Welllll, more Caius for her. There's only so much sharing she can do. ♥ ]

Well, I think you're cool enough.

[accepted]

See, she would never say that, she would just scream and complain abo-- [Oh! Rise thinks he's cool!] Really? You think I'm cool? ...Hehe.