EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

If you mind Ryoji jumping in, let me know, and he'll just -- wander off elsewhere. c:

[death_awaits_you]

[ Now, what kind of an appreciator of beautiful women would Ryoji be if he didn't come help Rise out? Seeing her reaching for fruit on one of the trees, he comes over and plucks one of the fruits for her, holding it out. ]

One pretty fruit for one pretty lady~

Oh, I don't mind! Which fruit did you have in mind? \o\

[analyzing]

[When Ryoji comes along and plucks it, she's ready to pout (because hey, she saw that one first) but that turns into a smile instead.]

Thank you, kind prince. [This fruit is hers— let's take it. But she'll keep up with the show.] How ever shall I repay you?

Well, RNG gave me 1, so I guess friendship? Unless you wanted something else~

[death_awaits_you]

[ He makes a show of debating for a moment before laughing. ] Perhaps you would favor me with a taste? The fruit seems just made for sharing~

Well, I wouldn't want to disappoint RNG! And Minato *would* stare.

[analyzing]

[She laughs.]

I can do that.

[There's no knife here and she doesn't bring one around with her so...hmm. She'll just inspect it for a moment.]

How about you take a bite from one end and I'll take one from another?

:c I'm sorry about the lateness. This week got away from me.

[death_awaits_you]

That seems the best way~! The points make that way really convenient, anyway. [ Seriously, the fruit is just perfect for sharing! Two hand holds for people, too! ]

Haha, it's fine! Busy stuff happens...!

[analyzing]

It kinda does, doesn't it?

[Only because Rise fails at breaking it into half. Boooo. She'll just offer it to him then.]

Wanna take the first bite?

[death_awaits_you]

Oh no - ladies first, of course! It is, after all, your fruit!

[analyzing]

[That-- gets a chuckle.]

Well...if you insist.

[Let's try this mysterious not-at-all-suspicious fruit then!]

[death_awaits_you]

[ Ryoji watches her, and once she's had the bite, of course he must ask about it! ]

What's it taste like? It looks so juicy!

[analyzing]

Hmm...

[chew chew chew swallow. She's careful enough not to get juice all over.]

I don't think this one's ripe enough.

[death_awaits_you]

Aww. But it looked so good!

[analyzing]

Maybe it's just my tastes. Here, you try some.

[death_awaits_you]

Okay! [ He takes the fruit and is -- less careful about the juice, though he's a little pensive as he chews and swallows.

But then he just beams brightly at Rise again. ]

It's a little not quite right yet, but it's still delicious! Thank you so much, my lovely lady~

[analyzing]

You're welcome, kind prince.

[analyzing]

[And then she lifts a hand to her mouth, miming surprise for a moment.]

But that's right...! I've shared fruit with you but I don't even know your name...

[death_awaits_you]

[ He laughs and pretends to look stricken for a moment. ]

That must not continue! My name is Ryoji Mochizuki.

[ Smiling brightly, he holds out his hand to shake. ]


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