EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

fffff. Robert needs to be manlier.

[semper_cogitans]

[Robert prefers this relaxed air to Leo's usual stoicness, especially considering the fact that this is a significant improvement in function over the turtle's usual, during the winter.

He looks up from one of his awkwardly-sliced cross-sections, peering into foreign-looking plant cell walls.]

... As of yet, not particularly...

... These fruits are... very foreign, though. They have no easily-discernable Terran relative...

Needs manliness classes

[fearless_leader]

[It's not too often Leo is this relaxed. Especially around a lot of people.]

I'm not surprised. Who the shell knows where they get these things.

He really does...

[semper_cogitans]

[It's nice, though! It means he's enjoying himself...]

Considering that... the Malnosso have access to information about the worlds of every current Lucetian... well, that is a difficult question to answer.

[He looks down at the fruit again. Why does he feel like he should eat it, even knowing the risks?]

[fearless_leader]

Which means they could come from anywhere. I know they're not on my world at least. Fruit that could make people do things? I would think that would make the news.

He shifts so he's leaning on one arm, and reaches out to pick up one of the pieces.]

I don't trust these though.

[semper_cogitans]

It would... probably be immediately put under scientific scrutiny, yes...

[Robert watches Leo study the fruit with an air of passivity. Leo's judgment on these things usually tends to be sound...]

... If anything, it is... likely similar to last year.

[fearless_leader]

It's a different tree, though. I think it's different fruit too.

[He shifts into a sitting position, looking thoughtful as he tries to remember last year.]

[semper_cogitans]

It is... significantly different, at that.

[Robert leans back a little as he recalls the willow...]

... The Venerian willow's fruit were... much smaller, and rounder, and multiple distinct colours... whereas this fruit is much more... uniform.

... But the effects are... similar...