EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[redheadlion]

--Hey, Beast! What's up? Haven't seen you around, man!

[tailasoldastime]

Y-yes, I... w-well, I... [He doesn't have a good answer for this.]

[redheadlion]

What're you up to? Figure out Hakuna Matata yet?

[tailasoldastime]

H-Hakuna...? [Oh right, the, the... oh no, he's not going to try and make him sing again, is he...?]

[redheadlion]

Hahah! Relax, don't worry about it. Hey, I'm parched, and this water's no good for drinking. Let's go find something to drink.

[Or perhaps a delicious and juicy friendship fruit. Simba dances a bit as he walks, walking to the beat of the song.]

Near the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight~

[tailasoldastime]

Uh... a-alright... [He guesses this is salt water, then? An ocean? This really is different for him...

He follows carefully next to Simba, trying to ignore his dancing and his singing. Maybe if he doesn't pay attention, he won't be bothered...]

[redheadlion]

[No kidding! Simba's never seen an ocean before! But he's enjoying himself, it looks like. Looks like Hakuna Matata makes life pretty easy.

After some strutting around, he notices one of the fruit trees.]

...Hmm! You know, I bet that fruit is nice and juicy. I'm not much for fruit myself, but better than being thirsty!

[tailasoldastime]

Fruit? [What frui- oh, that fruit! Where did that come from? Why is it only growing here?]

Is... i-is it safe? [He's had enough experience with forest berries to know you should check.]

[redheadlion]

Probably. Looks like everyone else is eating it.

[He looks up into the tree, then looks at Beast...]

You look like you'd be a better climber than me.

[tailasoldastime]

[Looking around... well it does seem like everyone else is eating it and not being too affected by it... and they do look pretty nice and juicy right now...]

Alright. [Beast takes great pride in his climbing abilities and wastes no time moving up that tree, not going too quickly, but roughly enough to even knock some riper fruit off. He'll take the time to grab some while he's up, picking ones that require some effort to remove before dropping them in Simba's general direction.]

[redheadlion]

Hey, there ya go! You're pretty good at that. Better than some leopards I know.

[He laughs, looking at the fruit. It all smelled pretty sweet, and he didn't exactly have a human palate...]

After you, sir.

Darn, I forgot to make Beast an "om nom" icon XD

[tailasoldastime]

[Once he's leapt off the tree, he smiles at Simba with pride for his effort. Then takes a fruit without hesitation and starts nomming.

Mm, it really is juicy! And tasty! He's making a lot of non-mannerly slurping sounds, it's that good!]

LMAO the porridge eating scene

[redheadlion]

...Man, is it really that good?

XD YES

[tailasoldastime]

[He looks up when he asks and thinks for a moment... well, it's not perfect by any means, but when you're thirsty, juicy tasty fruit is definitely good on the tongue.

So he grins at Simba. With his mouth full of fruit. Because he forgot he was still eating it.]

[redheadlion]

Here, lemme try that.

[He'll take the one you've taken a big bite out of.]

[tailasoldastime]

[Hrm, you took his piece -.- Oh well, there's another fruit right here CHOMP. No harm done!]

[redheadlion]

[Law of the jungle, man!!]


...Man, I feel kinda funny. I don't think I'm supposed to eat fruit.

[tailasoldastime]

[Hrm? He didn't get Simba bad food, did he?]

Are... a-are you alright?