EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[fleurdesel]

I am beyond caring what would and would not get me killed outside this place, devil. It's not mine to worry about. Here? There is no such stigma attached to it. While you are here, relax. You are not a demon, you are not to be murdered simply because you appreciate the male form. You are not a lesser being for feeling that way.

[relictusdeus]

['Not a demon'. Hah. His own mother, God bless her soul, had vehemently disagreed. There is the slightest hesitation before he generates an answer, much to his annoyance.]

A lesser being...?

[He attempts an incredulous laugh, and for the most part, it sounds as if it bubbled out of him quite naturally.]

Have you forgotten? I possess the power to crush a dozen men in but an instant, if I so please.

[fleurdesel]

A common misconception, not a personal statement. [She quirks a brow at him.] Though murder would make it a little more difficult to find a person to sleep with. There's a very small group that do find that attractive I suppose.

[relictusdeus]

I don't suppose you know of anyone of the sort~? [He teases.]

[fleurdesel]

Off the top of my head? I'm afraid not. But I will keep an eye out for one for you.

Warning for a reference to depraved behaviour.

[relictusdeus]

[A breathy laugh.] How kind of you to think of me and my... [He paused for effect, inhaling.] carnal appetite. However... I can sleep with whomever I wish.

[At his most depraved, he wasn't particularly choosy back home about whom he bedded. Sometimes, it had been a villager; other times, an incubus or vampire. A little remarkably, he hadn't slept with anyone while in Luceti. Over a month without sex made him roil inside with a maddening sense of recklessness.]

[fleurdesel]

There is always the consideration of consent, devil. But I've no doubt you'll be able to sort it out on your own. [Another set of cuts, two more slices of fruit, one passed to Isaac and the other enjoyed on her own.]

[relictusdeus]

Indeed~. [Isaac plucks the preoffered slice and dangles it a half-inch above his mouth before wrapping his lips around it.]

I was thinking of having another, as of late. [He remarks thoughtfully, after chewing and swallowing. Another what?] Piercing the flesh with an awl and fitting a ring, perhaps... although I am partial to beads of metal.

[fleurdesel]

Dare I ask where it is you intend to have this piercing done?

[relictusdeus]

Dear me, what a thing to ask! [Isaac's features assume a feigned look of shock.] ...How very unbecoming of you!

[fleurdesel]

If I were a perfect little docile lady, we would not be such good friends. [She smirks.] Somewhere sensitive then.

[relictusdeus]

One more in my cock, I suppose. [He explains most casually as if discussing the weather.] It need not bear resemblance to a bejeweled sceptre. [Smiling, he adds:] ...If I dare say so myself, it is impressive on its own without such... decorative excesses.

[fleurdesel]

Unless you're going to pierce yourself through your urethra and glans, I'd recommend a barbell. Especially for the frenulum, otherwise the risk of it snagging and tearing the skin is fairly high.

[relictusdeus]

[She has told him a dozen times already that her business is with human bodies and repairing wounds, but he jumps at every opportunity to tease.]

My, how very knowledgeable you are in the anatomy unique to a man. [He half-absently toys with one of his nipples, contemplating whether he should have something there too.] Of course... I would expect nothing less of a wench.

[fleurdesel]

Surgeon, devil. Most often I saw these piercings done and tended to poorly, and had to lance boils, clean out abscesses, and in one occasion cut a bit of necrotic flesh off a man for his idiocy. If you're to get one? Take care of it properly.

[relictusdeus]

I have never encountered any complications. But, should I ever, however unlikely it may be... there are ways of dealing with it more efficiently than you would be familiar with.

[fleurdesel]

How you deal with your penile infections or lack thereof is entirely your business. I just provide warnings and advice.

[relictusdeus]

Oh, of course. [He nods softly, politely.] And what... would the esteemed surgeon suggest, should I desire to pierce my breast? Have I anything to be concerned about?

[fleurdesel]

As it'll be exposed to the air, considering your usual attire or lack thereof, it will heal nicely so long as you keep it clean and sterile. No licking. Or tugging. At least for a week. You'll also have to twist the piercing once a day for three months, but I do not think that will be an issue for you.

[relictusdeus]

[The grin of a scoundrel plays his lips.] ...Only once? How shall I ever resist~?

[fleurdesel]

You may twist it as much as you like so long as you do not tug it, and you keep it clean. [She lifts a shoulder.] If you cannot find someone to do this for you, or do not wish to do it on your own, I am more than qualified for such a procedure.

[relictusdeus]

Ahaha. [A sly, playful tilt of his head.] Ah, you would enjoy that, wouldn't you?

[You dog~.]

The feeling of sliding something fine and keenly sharp into tender flesh and rousing a bit of pain, hm~?

[Someone's sadomasochistic tendencies are showing.

[fleurdesel]

Surgeon, devil. I have sworn to do no harm. I'd numb the area before the piercing, even for you. I do not want you ejaculating on me. You're a friend, but that's a little too intimate for my tastes.

[relictusdeus]

[Words are not even necessary here - he just tips his head back and cackles at the thought. Sometimes he wonders what he would do without her company.]

[fleurdesel]

I am gratified to know you still find me amusing. [She snickers, nibbling on her last bit of fruit and handing the last bit of Isaac's half over.]