EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[wannabolt]

[And not only is she surfing, but she's colorful, cartoonish, and can fly!

In fact, after doing some awesome flips on one of the waves, she'll be soaring over to the shore with a smirk.]

Looks like I've got an audience!

[all7seas]

Mmmhmm.

Pony.

[Just give him another minute to process all of this.]

[wannabolt]

... Yeah, I'm a pony.

[Siiigh. You silly hue-mans always pointing that out.]

That's kinda normal where I'm from.

[all7seas]

....Do you ever give rides? Up in the air?

[wannabolt]

Uh, you're kinda big for that. Besides, all that extra weight would slow me down.

[Not that Dash couldn't lift the guy, but she's like... maybe four feet when standing on all fours. Definitely not a full-sized horse.]

[all7seas]

Bugger.

I HAVE flown before, you know. Are you from some sort of...circus, back home?

[Jack is filled with questions, apparently.]

[wannabolt]

[Facehoof startiiiing... now.]

Dude, I'm not some kinda clown, and I'm definitely not some hue-man's pet. My world doesn't even have you guys-- it's all ponies.

[And other animals.]

[all7seas]

Are you certain? You're rather...rainbow-y. Do clowns not have that sort of hair? When I see them in my nightmares....

[wannabolt]

The rainbow's natural. Everything about me's natural.

[She huffs, brushing back her bangs with one of her hooves. A gesture that should be... physically impossible for standard horses, but that's cartoon logic for ya.]

Everypony in Equestria is brightly colored. Rainbow's... not that weird, and it's totally me!

[all7seas]

I never said weird, or unnatural. Just. Clowns. They're all with the rainbows and the --

[What follows is a series of hand motions.]

Is there a horrible glare in your Espestria?

[wannabolt]

[...Man, this guy's a bit cuckoo. And not Pinkie Pie cuckoo, either!

Dash just blinks.]

Uh, why would there be a glare? It's not like Princess Celestia shines the sun in our eyes.

[all7seas]

Nah, not from the sun! Just from the bright shiny colors everyplace. Though I expect that there is. Now, this Princess Celestia: what sort of ransom would one fetch for her? Hypothetically?

[wannabolt]

Ha, like anyone would even be able to hold her for ransom. Princess Celestia's the most powerful pony in all of Equestria! She controls the sun, and her magic's about as tough as it gets.

[Next to, say, Twilight. But the princesses both probably have more magic than all the unicorns combined.]