EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[biteoffherhead]

[She glances at the human she has not yet met, though his scent is a pretty familiar one, to her. She's starting to memorize them.]

I have not seen one like this before.

[hotheadedidiot]

Huh... [Glancing up the tree to take note of the star-shaped fruit. Definitely an odd one...]

...You know, I don't think I have, either.

[biteoffherhead]

I am getting to know the scent of it.

[hotheadedidiot]

What does it smell like?

[biteoffherhead]

It smells different. The bark, the sap, the leaves, and the fruit especially. It all has a unique scent, unlike the trees in my forest.

[hotheadedidiot]

[H U H. Well, he never knew trees could have different smells. So now he's just going to give that tree a sniff too.]

[biteoffherhead]

[Moro laughs. The moe-est laugh.]

I do not think your sense of smell is strong enough. You humans have strong eyes instead of noses.

[hotheadedidiot]

Aww man... [he's kind of bummed.

...But wait, she said humans have strong eyes! Okay, time to prove it! He's giving that tree a good, hard stare instead!]

[biteoffherhead]

...Not very intelligent, are you?