EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[thefinaljedi]

Of course not. I'm just here, enjoying the sun. Definitely haven't touched any fruit. Why? Is there something wrong with them?

[all7seas]

Not from where I'm sitting. Oooor lying. The only thing wrong with 'em is that they weren't here yesterday.

[thefinaljedi]

Then there is definitely something fishy about them.

[all7seas]

With their now-hereness? Aye. Though that's what's strange about ALL the food we receive, isn't it? They poke it through the bars with their shifting magics. So it's not all that different from the rest, I suppose.

[thefinaljedi]

I suppose you're right, but most food doesn't seem to want to be eaten. Those do.

[all7seas]

........They're not talking to you, are they?

[thefinaljedi]

No, of course not. But I feel an unnatural desire to eat one. Which I think I should probably avoid.

[all7seas]

What is your force telling you about the situation?

[thefinaljedi]

Its telling me to avoid the fruit, and to catch up with you instead. Clearly. How've you been, since the Evil Turkey incident?

[all7seas]

Oi, a long time gone, that. I've been...kicking about. Nothing to complain of at the moment. What about yourself, lad?

[thefinaljedi]

Roughly the same. Things have been alright lately. I went on a few missions, and found another Jedi. Have you met Obi-Wan Kenobi?

[all7seas]

Kenobi? Aye -- I've met Kenobi. Having trouble getting his Force on, isn't he.

[thefinaljedi]

Yes, it seems so. I wonder what's so different about us that it changes our connection.