EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[catus_carnival]

[Tao is also near the fruit tree! But peering from behind it. Constantly. Which means she's circling the tree at the same time Saber is. What is she studying? Not the fruit, but Saber's chest size...8|]

[germanicus]

[Don't stare too hard, Tao. She might actually like that, especially with that fruits putting her in The Best Mood Ever.

So eventually, while stopping to look over a low-hanging fruit, she notices Tao peering at her from behind the tree! So hey Tao, now you've got the person attached to that chest you're studying staring right back at you. She doesn't seem bothered by it, though.]

... You there. Why do you hide?

[catus_carnival]

I was just looking.

[That...is not a very good explanation as to why she had to hide, though.]

[germanicus]

Looking? [A smile.] At me, perhaps? That is not an action to feel shame in. Perfection is made to be observed!

[catus_carnival]

Purrfection?

[That earns Saber even more studying...and staring. Tao edges a bit closer.]

[germanicus]

Correct! Even the gods would bow down before my many skills and physical perfections! [... as long as they ignore the fact that she is extremely short, anyway ...]

[catus_carnival]

But you're a little bit short, meow.

[Not shorter than Short Guy, but how would gods bow down to someone...short.........]

[germanicus]

[It's a very good thing the fruit has her in such a good mood. Rather than flipping into a shouting fit, her smile lessens and her voice sounds fairly icy.]

Height has no bearing on perfection. Know this.