EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[redjacketthief]

No~

But, you know? It's special. I can make an exception for you.

[doubleppk]

[Kisses. On any other given day, she'd have shoved him away violently.]

Ah... but we're on a beach.

[STARES. No really, there's sand and things. Gross. Still, she manages to make it sound quiet and cute, in her protest. Uncommon for Fujiko.]

[redjacketthief]

[He's aware of the...discomforts associated with having sex on the beach. That's why he smiles reassuringly and winks at her, the strangeness of her cuteness completely going over his head.]

We're in Luceti, Fujiko-cha~ann. We can find a better spot.

[doubleppk]

Hum... but what about the sand castle?

[Because she wouldn't be Fujiko if she didn't play hard impossible to get.]

[redjacketthief]

So long as we're here? We have eternity for sand castles.

[She's playing hard to get, while Lupin is being genuinely romantic. Obviously something's taken hold.]

[doubleppk]

Will you really come back to make one for me~?

[redjacketthief]

I'll come back and make you a hundred million~!

[doubleppk]

Sounds nice... I wouldn't mind getting into something a little less stuffy I suppose... [Nudges him to get up.]

[redjacketthief]

[He gets up, and dusts sand off of his pants.] I'm with you there. A beach is no place for this outfit!

[doubleppk]

[Wraps her arms around his neck and kisses gently at first, but then adding a little teeth to it.]

So~ Where to~?

[redjacketthief]

[Ah, Fujiko. Always playing rough!]

I was thinking someplace that isn't covered in sand, myself.

[doubleppk]

That's funny~ That is exactly what I had in mind. [Waggles her fingers at him, and adjusts her sandals to head off, waiting for Lupin to follow.]

[redjacketthief]

We agree then--Oooh~ I can't wait!

[He's following all right, eagerly anticipating exactly what she'll do to him with those slim, dexterous, deadly fingers.]

[doubleppk]

[She laughs.] You never can~ So impatient.