EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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[shadedsunlight]

[Alice takes the fruit with a grin and bites into it, a bit of juice running down her chin.]

So what's your name, cutie?

[relictusdeus]

['Cutie'. Related to 'cute', he guesses. He's vaguely reminded of succubi in the castle who were very fond of circling him, roguishly teasing and touching and cooing even though most among them knew he didn't much care for a woman's flesh.

The fruit softens whatever disdainful remark he would have normally let fly.]

My dear woman~, such flattery will get you nowhere.

[Oh, but it does amuse him. He laughs, inexplicably feeling as if he has known her for quite some time.]

...My name is Isaac.

[shadedsunlight]

Oh, I'm not flattering you. [Said between another bite of the fruit.] Just stating facts here. I'm Alice.

Okay, off to bed with me. Seriously. XD

[relictusdeus]

Mnhmmn. [A soft, indulgent chuckle or a murmur of pleasure? You decide.] Then... for what reason do you feel so compelled to share these... facts... with me? So very desperate, are you?

[Teasing, always, but there is no malice here. He would likely have begun to suspect a bit of trickery, normally.] Hah. Well~, I suppose I cannot blame you entirely.

I'm so sorry for how long this tag took. /)_(\

[shadedsunlight]

Desperate? No, just telling the truth. [she shrugs and takes another bite before offering the fruit back to him.] Want another bite?

No worries! Really.

[relictusdeus]

[Isaac lazily raises the back of his hand in a dismissal. He's not much interested in her 'flavouring'.] Take what you want. I do not much care for it.

[shadedsunlight]

[Hey, all the more for her. Alice continues to munch on, speaking between mouthfuls.] Don't think I've seen you around here. [Though granted, she doesn't get out much.] Been here long?

[relictusdeus]

Far longer than I care to be in this damned place. [It's been pretty feckin' cold, and there is business he must attend to back home. :I]

[shadedsunlight]

Awww, what's not to like about this place?

[relictusdeus]

For as long as I am here in this frozen hell, the man I am to kill is beyond my reach. [Blunt honesty - why not?]

'tis an annoying interruption.

[shadedsunlight]

...What's the rush? If you leave, you pick up where you left off. Take a break. [Disturbed he wants to kill someone? Nope.]

[relictusdeus]

When I leave. [He corrects, firmly.] ...Three accursed years has been long enough.

[But, the greater his patience, the sweeter the reward, no? It's that thought alone has helped to soothe some of his restlessness. He shuts his eyes, reveling in the imagery conjured by his own words.]

Ah, but how glorious the moment when he will writhe like the worm that he is, begging desperately for death's swift descent. But... to no avail.

[shadedsunlight]

[A shrug. To each their own. Alice is in no hurry to leave.] On the bright side, when you go back, you won't even realize you were gone.

[relictusdeus]

Is that what we are expected to believe? [He has his doubts.]

[shadedsunlight]

Some people have gone home and come back, but didn't remember a thing about this place until they were back here and they said they didn't lose any time in their own world.

[relictusdeus]

[Isaac had read as much in the guide, but had been uncertain as to whether it was actually true or not.

So be it, then. [His eyes glow with the fierce, restless determination of a man who will stop at nothing to crush those who wrong him.]