EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[biteoffherhead]

[Interesting. Very interesting. She turns back to Hiccup.]

If I hear of you betraying the dragons, I'll eat you myself.

[dragoneer]

[He freezes up at that, color draining from his face. He never would, but it's a threat well-communicated.]

R-right. You--you don't have anything to worry about there. We're partners. Best friends. Through and through.

[biteoffherhead]

I am the fangs and fury of nature. Betray it, and I will be there to crush you in my jaws.

I am pleased to meet you.

[dragoneer]

[Fangs and fury of nature. Got it. Nope, he wouldn't dream of betraying that.]

Me...me too. I'm Hiccup, and this is Toothless.

[biteoffherhead]

May nature favor you with its bounty, Toothless.

[...No polite well-wishes for you before she leaves, Hiccup, buuuuut all things considered you actually got off pretty good.]