EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[all7seas]

What if you wrapped one in meat? Bacon is always a favorite. Or bacon and fish.

[Jack doesn't even care whether Toothless eats it or not. He just wants to get a better idea of the beast's culinary preferences.]

[dragoneer]

...Iiiii can't say I've ever tried that. I don't think he'd be tricked by that, though.

[While he answers, Hiccup peels off a bit of the fruit and sticks it in his mouth without really thinking about it.]

[all7seas]

[What does that fruit taste like, Hiccup?]

It wouldn't be trickery. It would be cookery! Difference!

[dragoneer]

[It doesn't...taste like much of anything. Huh. Must not be ripe yet. But hey, it's not bad, at least.]

Well--whatever you want to call it, I don't think he'd fall for it. [But he does feel like sharing, holding the fruit out towards his once-father.] Want to try some?

[all7seas]

[Jack takes it willingly enough. The fruit DOES seem to want to be eaten, after all. He has a bite.]

This tastes like.....nothing very much at all.

[dragoneer]

[Hiccup nods in agreement. He's suddenly finding a lot about this conversation agreeable, actually.]

It doesn't, does it? It must not be quite ripe yet. Oh, well.

[all7seas]

[It's so agreeable. Jack actually goes to throw an arm around Hiccup's shoulders. How could he not have noticed before how well his son had turned out?]

Have I mentioned, lad, how very much I think you're going to become a major success in this life?

[dragoneer]

[Hiccup feels a swell of pride and being so complimented by the pirate. You know, he really still thinks of you as a father in some ways.]

...You do? Well...thanks! Thanks a lot. That really means a lot, coming from you.

[all7seas]

No thanks required, son! [That son is so heartfelt.] It's time you realized your potential for a great destiny!

[dragoneer]

[Hiccup grins.] ...Yeah? What do you think my potential is? [Build him up, dad.]

[all7seas]

King. Doctor King High Ruling Emperor of Dragonworld Place! [That would be wherever you come from, Hiccup.] Esquire!

[dragoneer]

[Man, he would have been flattered by 'chief of the Hairy Hooligans' but this sounds MUCH BETTER.]

I-I hope I really can become something, you know. Important. I don't want to let you down. [That is imperative.]

[all7seas]

You. Could NEVER. Ever. Disappoint me, young Haddock. EVER.












NEVER EVER.

[dragoneer]

[Oh, he could really cry at that. In fact, he wipes a tear from his eye, he so touched.]

Thanks, Jack. I'll do my best. For you.