EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[accepted]

[WOW. Wan you man, wan you so hard.

You get back here wan wan

Scrambling back up wanto his feet and chasing Chien down

Wan he catches up to him he is going wan!!]

[dogboy]

[Wan wan wan!!!!

Wan, he's catching up wan wan!

Defensive tactic wan! INTO THE OCEAN.



TOWARDS THE OCEAN. AND THEN INTO IT, WAN WAN, BY USE OF FACE-PLANTING no one is immuuune wan.]

[accepted]

[HAHAHAHA WAN WAN HAH.

How does it feeeeeel?! Wan wan now he's going to jump on Chien in the water and try grabbing that fruit wan.

So much for them all looking the same wan wan.

Wan wan wan wan!!]

[dogboy]

[Wan wan wan!!!!! You'll never take it from him wan!!!

By which I mean Caius-wan will certainly be able to take it because seawater ouch it buuurnsss wan wan!

Wan, but that doesn't mean Chien-wan wan't try and take it back! He is all for a water fight wan wan!]

[accepted]

[Wan wan wan the fruit belongs to hiiim wan!!!

Going to try and fend Chien off by splashing water at him whilst he tries to take a bite of this fruit wan wan.

You can have it back when he's done eating it hahaha wan wan hah wan!]

[dogboy]

[Wan wan you wish!!!

abgfkaangjks THAT IS NO FAIR WAN WAN WAN SEAWATER IS GROSS WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN!

Also Caius germs are gross ewww IT'S PERFECTLY UNRIPE WHY WOULD YOU EVER EAT SOMETHING SO GREEN wan you're stupid wan wan!!!

Splashing back to try and retrieve it wan!]

[accepted]

[Wan wan yeah eat the seawater EAT IT.

Actually eat this fruit instead wan wan it tastes gross wan.

...

THROWING THE FRUIT AT CHIEN?! WAN WAN?!]

[dogboy]

[abgjkd CATCHING IT WAN WAN oh boy he got it--]

You ruined it!

[accepted]

[Good for you tenebro, you catch that yucky fruit.]

It already tasted awful, me taking a bite out of it couldn't have made it any worse.

[Overlooking the bite mark in it aheheh.]

[dogboy]

[Hell yeah.

By the way you can have it back IN YOUR FACE or hopefully into it.]

For my building, moron! It'll take forever to find one just like it!

[accepted]

[Typical this is the one day he didn't come with that giant hunk of metal on his arm to protect himself-- Bringing his arm up to block the fruit!]

What are you talking about?! There are probably thousands of other fruits here, there has to be one like it somewhere!

[dogboy]

[Yeah typical--]

Then find it for me! As a replacement!

[accepted]

No way, go find another one yourself! ...You know this all could have been avoided if you'd just gone and found another tree!! You must have seen me standing there, you're just being awkward!

[dogboy]

[He's not being awkward, he's being stupid!] It just happened that your tree had the one I was looking for!

[accepted]

[To him he's being awkwardly stupid!] Then why didn't you climb up and get it or something without bothering me?! You just had to knock them all down on me, huh?

[dogboy]

[Screw you wan wan!] Yeah, I did.

[accepted]

[No you-- Don't respond like that wan!!] Why?! If you told me before hand I would have moved out of the way, do you have something against me?! [>:|]

[dogboy]

[I will respond was I want wan!!!] And if I do?! [DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.]

[accepted]

[Fine, be like that wan!!!] Then I want to know why! I'm not out to make an enemy out of you but everything I do makes you angry!!

[>stands under tree
>makes chien angry
what do :|]

[dogboy]

I don't want to be friends with you! [But he doesn't mind the other's company or anything like that SO IT'S WWEEIIRRRDDD AND HE DOESN'T LIIIIKE IT and he's used to driving people off... He has plenty of girls who're kind to him, but guys are a very small number.]

But you're not that bad. And a brother.

[accepted]

I don't want to be friends with you either then if that's how you feel! [Wow alright he just said he didn't want to be enemies but if Chien wants to go the whole mile and say that then fine, the feeling is mutual.

But then he goes and says that about not being bad so... Unsure.]

You don't want to be friends but I'm 'not bad'? Let's not be anything then... [Not friends or enemies. Just. In between or something. Neutral!]

[dogboy]

[... How do you be nothing? Also mmaybe one day he will open to the idea of bros. Or friendlier at least.]

"Not be anything"?

[accepted]

[He has no idea, but he's going to try and explain anyway.]

I don't want [Another] enemy here and you don't want to be friends. Let's just 'know' each other and leave it there, okay?

[dogboy]

Fine by me.

[accepted]

Good. [...Welp, he's just going to walk away now. With this he assumes the issue with the fruit is solved.]