EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[fabrecation]

[And Luke... doesn't want to take it back for himself. But why? He doesn't want to share with this guy! He doesn't even know his name! Just that he's an obnoxious brat!]

O-Of course I am! I just... thought you wanted to see it.

[catches]

[Um, no? Luke's the weirdo who went around professing his love for guys he didn't even know!!]

And I've seen it... [He's actually tempted to just... try taking it from him. He'd give a bit back to share, probably...]

[fabrecation]

[And Brendan's the weirdo who actually believed it!!]

...

You want some of it? [AUGH NO WHY IS HE OFFERING TO HIM.]

[catches]

[He just assumes people mean what they say gosh!!

...................] Sure, why not. [WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM.]

[fabrecation]

... Okay.

[NO NO NO NO except Luke's pulling the fruit back to split it in half NO NO NO WHAT SHOULDN'T HE JUST MAKE HIM GET ONE OF HIS OWN and then he offers that half to Brendan. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM.]

Here. [But he is making a face to show that THIS IS ONLY A TEMPORARY ACT OF FRIENDSHIP even though that's absolutely not true, he's just tsunning.]

[catches]

... Thanks.[Well then, he'll reach out (THIS IS STUPID. THIS GUY IS STUPID.), take the half (as their fingers brush lightly against one ano- I MEAN, WOW, WHAT DOES HE PUT UP WITH THIS GUY.).

Then he's just going to respond to that face by popping it in his mouth!]

[fabrecation]

[That scowl deepens when their fingers brush because WOW WHY IS HE EVEN DOING THIS WITH THIS GUY, and he keeps up eye contact as he pops his own half into his mouth.

And still frowns.

...

And then the frown starts to leave his face. Huh, this actually... tasted nice. And - hey, maybe it's... not so bad to... share...? With this guy...?]

[catches]

[Wow, what a slow eater.

Still, this fruit's actually pretty good; kind of like an Iapapa Berry mild, but still pleasant! It even makes things seem a little brighter!

I mean, why is he even acting like this with this guy? He's clearly a bro, right? That means they should engage in awesome and mildy homoerotic activities together!]

So... not bad, huh?

[fabrecation]

[Seriously, what was with that scowl he had? He shouldn't look at his bro like that! Clearly they ought to partake in the most epic of bromances instead!]

Not at all! Heh, this thing's actually pretty good!

[catches]

[Yes, may the brotimes commence!]

Glad to know we agree! [And this time it doesn't sound at all sarcastic!] You ever had anything like this before, man?

[fabrecation]

((ooc: continued here!))