EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[failazure]

[...fdjkhfkjsag] Oh.

[Okay, so maybe one more pat down after he reassures her wouldn't hurt. Thankfully, she doesn't seem to feel anything weird... and Ion doesn't look like he has anything stuck to his hair, either.

Phew. So now she can relax. But no smiling, because this was clearly a traumatic moment and she's not sure how much more horrifying to beach is now.]

Th... Thank you. [For not laughing at me.] Um... h-how about we get away from the water now?

[BEFORE THEY GET HIT AGAIN...]

[distressedude]

Oh! That's a good idea...

[Aaand walking away from the water now! Though they're both already soaked. Sob. He starts trying to wring some of the water out of the edge of his shirt.]

Thankfully the weather is so warm today. We should both be dry in no time.

[failazure]

I hope so. I didn't want to come here just to get wet! [Ahhh, at least the weather's nice. She won't have to freeze forever, Noel thinks as she looks back to the ocean.] At least that's over and done with, though...

[distressedude]

Yes, that's true... [Over and done with and-- oh. He turns to look over at Noel and, whether it's the lingering effects of whatever happened before or just the lingering memory of what happened before, he doesn't know, but... he can't help but blush a little and look away.]

[Wh-What a way to meet someone...]

[failazure]

[Seriously, right. In that frame of time that Ion looked at her, Noel happened to catch his eyes, and... promptly looked away herself.]

U-Um... yeah.

[...dskhijash lalala, oh look, more fruit!!! In some weird attempt to get her mind off of it (and a strange urge to anyhow), Noel will pick up one of the fruit.]

I wonder where these all came from, though.

[distressedude]

[Y-Yes, let's just look down at Noel's melons the fruit Noel picked up! The urge to flee isn't quite as strong as it had been earlier, so he sees no reason to look for an excuse to leave right away...]

I'm not sure... I don't come to the beach very often, even in the summer. I don't remember seeing them before, but...

[failazure]

I'm sure of it. [...even if they look tasty.] The last time I was here, I never saw any of these fruit! I wonder if it depends on the time of year...

[distressedude]

That's a possibility. Most people don't come to the beach in February, after all.