EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[greatinspector]

No, she abandoned me. [He's pretty calm about this]

I had a job to do. Something I had to do to put food on the table. I come back and suddenly she's gone? Get it through your head, Simba. I miss your mother. She doesn't miss me.

[redheadlion]

[Simba... is not remotely that calm. He growls, baring his teeth.]

You were never there for us! It was like you were trying to avoid coming home!

[greatinspector]

[Seeing his son bare his teeth makes Zenigata's fairly calm demeanor shift, and finally he just snaps. That comment struck a nerve and he does NOT like that one bit, young man!]

I WAS TRYING TO CATCH THAT DAMN THIEF! THAT IS MY JOB! PROTECT AND SERVE, REMEMBER?

[redheadlion]

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A FAMILY IF YOU COULDN'T BE THERE FOR IT!

[greatinspector]

YOUR MOTHER WANTED A FAMILY! AND GODDAMMIT SO DID I...HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT BASTARD WOULD COME ALONG AND WRECK IT?!

[redheadlion]

[A short, half-roar escapes him and he stomps closer, looking furious and hurt all at once.]

Listen, you think you can just walk up and be a part of my life again after leaving it?? You don't even know what I've been through! You don't understand what it's like, waiting every night at home, wondering if you're even alive!