EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[rashness]

You got it! That winter was really bad for everyone.

[sigh, and he looks around. Yes, this sunlight and warmth is so better]

This is way better.

[memoryboxes]

[A determined nod.]

But it's so strange! I don't recall weather ever happening this abruptly before...!

[rashness]

It's probable to fit the season. So people can take them out to beach... dates...

[Girls in swimsuits... no. focus. It is pretty suspicious but.]

[memoryboxes]

Beach... dates...?

[Go oooon, I am curious on what that means |D]

[rashness]

...You know, beach dates! Come on, you're a mommy, right?! You must've had some romance and this and that going into it! Hand holding and.... and stuff!

[memoryboxes]

... Holding hands? I suppose I've held people's hands before. But I don't really know what that has to do with... 'romance'.

Are beach dates when people decide to go swimming out here? I can't really swim, so...

[rashness]

[ . . . ]

It's the first step. Do you even know what a date is?

[memoryboxes]

[...

aaaand she slowly shakes her head

Nope.]

[rashness]

[...Siiiigh] Jeez, for a woman your age you're pretty weird, Sayo. Alright- look let's- get a seat over here, [tail flick and he turns to wave her towards a towel set down so they can sit or something] And I'll get to telling you.

[memoryboxes]

[She plops down, sitting on her calves in tradition style she's used to.]

I'm listening! Let me know what I'm missing; you said it's weird?

[rashness]

[Not that he doesn't know people who sit Seiza, but wow that's weird in a sundress.

Oh well] Well your kid has a dad, right?

[memoryboxes]

... [Oh. She looks down, rubbing her arm thoughtfully. Awkward town.] W-well, yes... but I don't really... have any memory of him.

[rashness]

[...Wait what]

...You don't?

[THAT'S. So sad.]

[memoryboxes]

[Y-yeah, it is. :C]

I guess I just... forgot him somehow... I don't know how I could do something like that. But whatever the case, he's, um... not around anymore, at home.

[rashness]

[There's a little sigh here. Man, that's... depressing. He actually isn't quite sure how to put this but]

I'm sorry to hear that, Sayo-san.

[memoryboxes]

Ah, it's alright! You don't have to apologize to me for anything.

[It's something I just avoid, like all kinds of sad things! :|b]

Really, I'd like to hear more about this beach date thing you spoke about! And hand holding!

I guess we should appointments this eh

[rashness]

S...sure, I'll tell you what I know. [Educating a woman with a son on this. Awkward, awkward..]

Do you know what... love is, right?

Sure thing!

[memoryboxes]

[Continued here]