EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[talontrot]

Why not? [And Kazooie returns with a buzzing kazoo rendition of the same tune - probably a bit silly, but nice enough.]

[redheadlion]

[Simba taps his paw to find the beat, waiting for the right cue before letting loose and singing as loud as he could.]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight!
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight!

Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh,
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh!

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight!
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight!

[talontrot]

[Holy crud, that's kind of loud - but weirdly cool. It reminds Kazooie of her stage themes - that omnipresent music that nobody ever seemed to question at home, but here stands out like a sore thumb.

And so she keeps playing, trying to play a little louder to bring out the buzzing cadences of the song - it swells in harmony with Simba's surprisingly-strong voice, sounding rather like an autotuned swarm of bees.

...

Probably annoying half the people on the beach, these two.]