EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[talontrot]

[As soon as the boxer gets close, the breegull offers one of the fruits up to him between her feathers.]

Bottoms up! These ones smell really good.

[thelittlemacthatcould]

[Accepting it, he brings it to his nose and sniffs it appraisingly.] Mmm. I ain't too nuts for fruit, usually, but y'right - this stuff does smell real nice. Cheers, man. [He bumps his fruit against Kazooie's and then takes a bite.]


(ooc: What type of fruit shall we go with? :P)

[talontrot]

(OOC: How about the brofruit? o/` Or puppy love? ... I'm fine with whatever, really~)

[Kazooie, by contrast, just takes her fruit and chomps - pretty much swallowing half the fruit in one gulp. Table manners? What're those?]

Man, this could rival a poppyseed muffin...

[thelittlemacthatcould]

[Laughingly, he answers, with juice dribbling down his chin:] I ain't even sure what that tastes like an' I agree with ya. Oh man. Should I go back up there an' get s'more?

[He glances upwards, considering.]


(ooc: The most intense brofruit ever had! XD)

[talontrot]

Heck yeah! Get all of 'em!

[Kazooie is starting to realize that she wants to be around Mac more, anyway. He's really cool and awesome! Kazooie needs more friends like him.]

'Sides, I don't hang with you nearly enough. Oughta fix that!

[thelittlemacthatcould]

[Mac's already scaling that tree again like a pro, leaves rustling noisily while he grasps at fruit.]

I know, right? [A grunt of effort.] Feel like I ain't spent enough time with ya. ...Y'ready t'catch s'more?

[talontrot]

Of course! Throw 'em right here! [And, once again, Kazooie imitates a feathery basket. This time, though, it's with a lot more genuine willingness - a smile in her eyes and on her beak.]

[thelittlemacthatcould]

Catch! [He starts by tossing two and then plucks four more for them, because they are surprisingly addictive.] Think we got enough?

[talontrot]

Yeah! Though I could getcha some more next time, you've taken your turn enough. [Amazing, Kazooie actually expressing willingness to help someone!]

Gotta help out buddies, right? And what better way than getting lots of awesome food?

[thelittlemacthatcould]

Iunno! Sounds good t'me!

[He slides down the trunk, landing neatly, feet-first, in the sand. Brushing flecks of bark off his hands, he stuffs a couple of the fruits in his pockets partly to free Kazooie's hands and then helps himself to one, extending it as if it were a glass.]

T'havin' a good time! [A toast delivered with a laugh.]

[talontrot]

[Kazooie returns the gesture with a deft Feather Finger-y "hand", "clinking" her fruit up against Mac's before proclaiming:]

To having the best time!

[... And then she takes a sizeable bite out of this one, too.]