EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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[hiken_ace]

Oh, get a backbone! [He said happily, purely teasing. He knows she's tough, but poking jokes like this was fun, and he wanted to pass the time. He she taps him on the head, he stares for a while before clearly faking a pained face and falling to the ground to lay on his back.]

Aaaaah, you got me!

[bubblywishes]

[PFFTAHAHA! Ace you're so dumb. ♥ Norma cracks up at the dramatics, and picks up one of those weird star-shaped fruits before planting herself right on top of Ace. She takes a big bite, scrunching up her face at the somewhat mild, bitter taste. Guh, did she get an unripened one? Ace can finish off the rest. For now, the dramatics continue.]

They call me the Pirate Slayer! And now...to claim my prize! [She snatches up Ace's hat, and slips it onto her head, trying to position it so it doesn't fall over her eyes. Nrrgh, how does he get his fat head into this thi--ha! There, that should be good.] And now my charms, looks, and power has increased!

[hiken_ace]

Oof. Wow. You're heavier than you look. [he smirks, taking the fruit, and wolfing down the rest of it. Eh... could've been on the tree a bit longer. He just stares up at her, a smiling creeping on his face before bursting into laughter.]

Pirate Slayer, eh? Sounds like Zoro. Ah- oi! [Grabbing for the hat, except he might knock her off.]

Yeah, my hat has incredible powers. It's the best.

[bubblywishes]

[Wow, what, WOW RUDE. Norma glares down at Ace, insulted, and opens her mouth to complain. You had better not have just insinuated that she's getting fat or something, Hothead, because she'll make you eat your hat next, as a chaser to that fruit.

Unfortunately, she doesn't get the chance to threaten him, because Ace lifted himself up and thus made Norma fall over onto her back with a squeak. UGH, GROSS! Now she's got sand all over her! And in her wings, too! She'll have to wash the damn stuff off now, bleeeh... Also, Norma may be hilariously trying to fend off Ace's hand with her feet, kicking him away gently while her hands grip the sides of it. No takey!]

Yeah, and it's mine now! I beat you fair and square so you can't take it back!

[FIGHT ME.]

[hiken_ace]

[He just smirks up at the glare and pokes her side when she falls to the ground, hoping to make her squeak again. She's like a mouse, it's so cute.]

Oh yeah? [This is the most playful smirk ever. Watch as he tries to dodge her feet and reach for the hat, but then rolls around to come up behind her and yank the hat off.]

Too bad pirates don't play fair~.

1/2

[bubblywishes]

[vhdjdfhd--Ace, you're an asshole. If not for the fruit she just ate, Norma may have tried to kick you someplace that ought not ever be kicked upon a man's personage. She rolls over with another mousy squeak, holding her sides to protect them from his oppressive poking. Damnit, Hothead, she's ticklish there! And now she's absolutely covered in sand!

...And hatless.








Hell no.]

2/2

[bubblywishes]

Really? I never would have guessed!

[Norma laughs, then very literally tackles Ace, throwing all her weight onto him with a grin. She's aiming to get him in the shallow water, where she's sure she can have the advantage and snatch up his hat if he's stunned long enough. Her eres aren't powerful enough to use on him (and they won't do shit anyway), and she hasn't made a pact with Sona yet to get any water spells. The ocean will have to be her secret weapon here. Of course, Norma's not aiming to hurt anyone, but this has become a fight she refuses to back down from.

Ace, you cheater. She will kick your ass.]

Too bad I play dirty!

[hiken_ace]

Whoa-- [He falls back, playfully wrestling her and not really trying to hurt her at all. They tussle and roll around for a while honest guys, they didn't eat the sour fruit and the poor idiot is totally unaware that shse's trying to get him in the water. So after tossing around, he finally hits the water, and steam rises up around them. You can hear the water sizzling from his flames, and he winces. He immediately pushes her off, and gets away from the water.]

Tch!

[bubblywishes]

[It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. That sure is a wise piece of advice if anyone's ever said it. Norma grins in triumph when Ace hits the water, immediately planing on reaching out to grab his hat. She stops however, when she sees the steam, looking around in confusion. What in the world...?]

Whoa! Hey!

[Norma falls backward, in to the cold, wet sand and water. Th-That hurt! Why'd he shove so hard?! Ace, she's not as strong as your are, don't be so...so... Oh, jeez. Oh, he actually looks like he's in actual pain. Crud, she didn't mean to actually hurt him! Jeez... Norma reaches out gently, toward her friend.]

Hothead, h-hey...are you okay? Jeez, I-I'm so sorry! I didn't think a little bit of water'd hurt you that much...! I'm really, really sorry! [Man, she's such a screw-up.] I'll get you a towel, hold on!

[hiken_ace]

[He rubs his back a bit, still wincing and trying to get the sea water off. He holds up a hand for her to wait.]

Nah, just sea water hurts a lot. It's cause of the whole "Devil Fruit" thing. Normal water, not so much. Unless it's dumped on me hard. Really, I'm fine. It just needs to dry off is all.

[Hence why he's still trying to swat the water off with his hands.]

[bubblywishes]

[Norma waits when Ace tells her to, but her face deepens into a frustrated and concerned scowl after Ace talks, and she's already preparing to start looking for a towel for him.]

Y'know, you should really clue me into these important details, you dunce! What would I do if you really got hurt because of me, huh?! Jeez...

[Norma huffs, turning her back to Ace before taking a few steps toward the shore. There should be somewhere to get a towel around here somewhere. She saw a bunch of people with them. Hm, maybe she could steal one from someone else, if all else fails.]

[hiken_ace]

[he gives her a sheepish smile, still rubbing the back of his neck.]

Hey, how was I supposed to know that's what you were planning?

[But he'll let her get a towel, and just wait there on the shore, patiently.]

[bubblywishes]

It's the only way to get a good hit in, since you "don't play fair".

[She replied with her back turned, wings flapping as she not-so-subtly steals a towel from a beach chair and shakes it out. Norma mumbles something about it not being that wet and returns to Ace, draping it over his head, proceeding to ruffle it through his hair and over his shoulders gently, soaking up the sand and salty water.]

But now I know not to do it again, and I won't. [She'll just get some water balloons or a squirt-gun.] So no hard feeling, right?

[8Da;;]

[hiken_ace]

It's how we pirates are~. You wanna fair game, we can play Davy Back. [He gives her a slightly annoyed look at the ruffle, but smiles anyway, getting the water out himself and leaves the towel over his head.]

None at all! [He says as he pokes her sides.]

[bubblywishes]

[Davy what-now? Norma's just about to open her mouth to ask, and say that she could beat him with both eyes closed at whatever game he chooses, but she squeaks again when he pokes her side, jerking away from him and holding her hands over that area. DAMNIT, HOTHEAD, SHE'S TICKLISH THERE AND KIND OF EXPOSED WITH THIS SWIMSUIT.]

C-Cut that out! Jeez! You k-keep your hands to yourself!

[hiken_ace]

No way! This is payback! [And he will just keep tickling her until she can't breathe or turns blue in the face or something.

SO YEAH enjoy the torture.]

[bubblywishes]

[ashdjfdc--no! NO. No, you are not, Mr. Pirate. Norma squeaks with laughter, but grabs Ace's wrists firmly before he can get too carried away with his assault. She stares him down, just daring him to try again. She will fight you, Hothead. B| She will fight you and wi--...okay, she probably won't win, but Norma will put up one hell of a fight!]

I-I'll throw you into the ocean if you even try, Hothead!

[hiken_ace]

[He just smirks back at her. And you know what. He is going to pick you up, swing you over his shoulder, and walk closer to the water.]

Sorry, I'll beat you to that. [And he (gently) tosses her into the water. TAKE THAT.]

[bubblywishes]

[OOC: Continued here!]