EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[hotheadedidiot]

[Stahn takes Kyon's cue, and also plops down on the sand.]

Ahh~ Now this is great...

[lostinmyway]

[And we are three for three with plops! But Grune makes sure to land within hand-holding distance of both of them--and promptly takes advantage of that.]

I wonder what we should do first.

[menial]

[Kyon lies back, happily taking her hand.]

Personally, I think one of the appeals of a day at the beach is that you don't have to do anything in particular to enjoy yourself. That said, everyone seems to be enjoying the fruit.

[hotheadedidiot]

Some fruit sounds pretty good right about now! [His stomach chimes in to agree with him.]

[lostinmyway]

Oh, that's a good idea! [She gives Kyon's hand a squeeze.]

It looks delicious, doesn't it?

[menial]

It certainly looks more delectable than fruit that there's such a high supply of has any right to be.

[He squeezes her hand right back, and then grins at the both of them.]

Well, I came up with the idea. Someone else has to go get it.

[hotheadedidiot]

[Stahn, being the righteous guy he is, of course, is quick to volunteer, as he bolts back up to his feet.]

Then it's up to me!

[lostinmyway]

Thank you, Stahn! That's very kind of you.

[He's the best! ...Or tied for the best!]

[menial]

Excellent! I know you won't let us down!

[He can't quite abandon his ironic tone, evidently, but it's a sincere sentiment too.]

[hotheadedidiot]

[Okay, time for him to start climbing up the nearby tree to claim its prize. That most delectable of delicacies... The delicious fruit! Scaling up the tree like some kind of crazy skinny monkey with a mullet!]

[lostinmyway]

Go Stahn! I know you can do it!

[Cheerleading is a go!]

[menial]

Yeah! Fight! Win!

['My lackluster cheerleading aside... I am looking forward to the results, after all, so why not?']

[hotheadedidiot]

[He's at the top of the tree now, slowly inching along a branch, towards a fruit. Slowly... Slowly...]

[lostinmyway]

Keep up the good work! You're almost there!

[menial]

...

['I have the sudden feeling he's going to fall, and while I might laugh if that was Koizumi...

Wait, okay, trust!']

...Yeah, what Grune said!

[hotheadedidiot]

[As he moves closer to the fruit, the branch becomes less able to support his weight, bending more on it now that he's farther away from the trunk.]

Wh-whoa... [But he can't give up! Tightening his grip on the limb, he continues his trek towards the fruit. Almost there...!]

[lostinmyway]

Oh, my, be careful, Stahn!

[Maybe she should go a little closer so she can catch him if he falls.]

[menial]

[Kyon will just keep watching from where he is. Because he has confidence in Stahn!]