EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[semper_cogitans]

Well, the... classification botany would u-use for fruits - they seem to, er, f-fall somewhat outside of any... actual fruit structure I have seen.

... They also have a... strangely synthetic l-look, to them... almost as it they are... made.

[Or genetically modified.

The paopu's pulp is bright yellow inside, with a similar texture to a perfectly-ripened nectarine - soft and tender, not quite pulpy. A sweet scent wafts from it, tempting.]

[dragoneer]

[You definitely know more about fruit than he does, bro, so he'll take your word for it. But when Hiccup peels back the skin, he can definitely see what he means about the synthetic look.]

...Do you think the Malnosso made them?

[semper_cogitans]

... It is... certainly possible. But there are... s-so many worlds here, and some of them seem... able to support such a plant...

[He pauses thoughtfully for a moment, gaze ticking down at the fruit again.] I planned to... g-grow some. If I could.

[dragoneer]

[He nods. Almost anything was plausible when you take into account all the different worlds represented in Luceti. It makes him wonder.]

...I wonder if it's familiar to anyone. Maybe they could tell you about it if it's really from someone's home world.

[semper_cogitans]

That is what... I am eventually hoping, assuming I am... e-ever able to cultivate them...

[He glances down at the fruit again. Why is it so cloying? He likes fresh fruit a lot, but this is abnormal.]