EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[betterviking]

[NO SHE DOESN'T FUN IS OVERRATED ANYWAY.]

Right, I'll make sure to keep that idea in mind. [She probably won't do it because SO MUCH HESITANCE AND SUSPICION about what's been going on today. (And all week.)]

[markofthewise]

[Yeah. He's sensing that. Maybe she'll unwind... someday.]

Good... good good good. [Awkward now.] So... you slayed a lot of dragons yourself?

[betterviking]

During the raids I usually help out with defenses and putting fires out, but... [Hnn. Bitter, bitter, bitter.] I'm still in Dragon Training. You become the best at that, you get to fight and kill a Nightmare.

[And then become a full-fledged Viking... an opportunity that Hiccup stole from her. FUN TIMES.]

[markofthewise]

[He feels your pain, Astrid. He knows what it's like to not to get to do all the cool stuff.]

A Nightmare, huh? Sounds... exciting.

[betterviking]

[It sucks, doesn't it?]

Not exactly the easiest dragon to kill. The have a habit of setting themselves on fire while attacking people. [Which makes getting close enough to kill them frustratingly hard.]

[markofthewise]

... on fire? So uh, how exactly do you kill one, then? I'm assuming there's not a convenient hose nearby.

[betterviking]

Fight them with something that's strong and won't burst into flame. [Y E P.]

But the best thing to do is find a way to clamp its mouth shut before it can do anything, and then go on from there. Dragons also have a set limit of shots they can fire, so if you can get them to run out before getting killed, the fight can be a bit easier.

[markofthewise]

Limited ammo. Always convenient to know. So you just have to dodge them until they become slightly less deadly.

[betterviking]

Basically. Dragons are still capable of doing damage when they're out of shots, but less firepower is always a good thing.

[markofthewise]

Well... I can't say I've ever really fought a dragon. I fought a giant angry panda spirit. But I didn't actually... win. So I can't really brag about it.

[betterviking]

... Panda? [No idea what those are, man.]