EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[semper_cogitans]

Yes, usually... hermit crabs are confined to oceanic perimeter environments, though it... varies depending on the specific species...

[Just shuffling aside to let the hermit crab wander past...]

... If you came here often during... warmer months, then you would likely see more of them...

[memoryboxes]

I... I see. I guess they don't look so bad...

[He follows the crab a little on her hands, staring curiously.]

It looks like it's in something. What's this? A shell?

[semper_cogitans]

Yes...

... Technically speaking, hermit crabs are not... true crabs. Though they are... similar...

... However, they have a... unique practise, which involves them taking the sh-shells of other suitable species, and using them to... protect their bodies...

[memoryboxes]

They steal other animal's shells?

[That sounds kind of sad, actually... :C]

[semper_cogitans]

Ah - not when they are alive, no... Empty shells, generally.

[Mostly because they'd be eaten, but Robert's not going to go into that part.]

... Usually... g-gastropod shells. Snails...

[memoryboxes]

Oh! Then it used to be another creature's home...

How strange, how life works. I suppose everyone's home becomes something or someone else's, doesn't it?

[semper_cogitans]

At some point... y-yes, that is often true...

[Robert nods slowly - sometimes, Sayo can be extremely profound.]

... All of life... o-operates within cyclical processes. Nutrient cycles, reproductive c-cycles, climate cycles...

... Such re-appropriating of... dwellings, I suppose, is... part of a cycle itself...