EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[semper_cogitans]

You are... w-welcome...

... [Gently:] If... if it is... f-further reassuring, I intend to... g-grow some of these plants as well, for... for future purposes...

[starfishlovesyou]

You're going to grow more of them so Fuuko can enjoy these wonderful fruits in the future too?! [Just going to assume that if he does grow some she'll be able to come and stare at them or something. You can't keep the stars from her!]

That's a great idea Robert-sensei, even if all the fruits today perish you'll have more to look back on fondly!

[semper_cogitans]

W-Well, you can certainly... have more, if the e-endeavour is successful. [And these ones wouldn't disappear! She could have them forever.]

... In f-fact, were there to be some means of... g-growing them indoors, I would... be happy to give you a c-cutting to raise on your own...

[starfishlovesyou]

Would you really? That would be great, Fuuko would love to have some starfish fruit to grow and look after!!

[That is a wonderful idea and you should feel wonderful. Then she can have a starfish and a starfish fruit plant thing!]

If you find a way to do it then please let Fuuko have one of your plants, or a cutting, or something!

[semper_cogitans]

... I c-certainly will, then... especially if it m-means so much to you...

[... Not like this will happen anytime soon, because he still needs to actually plant them and all. But if or when it happens, Fuuko will certainly be getting a little sprout of her own...]

[starfishlovesyou]

It does, an awful lot, more than you could possibly imagine! Manami-san would love to gaze upon a star fruit tree as much as Fuuko would love growing and tending to it!

[semper_cogitans]

[This kind of makes him happy.]

... I... e-expect that the trees will... t-take some time to grow... perhaps even y-years...

...

Unless... I ask about m-magic or some other way to, er, a-accelerate plant growth...

[starfishlovesyou]

[Years?! ...] Fuuko will wait as long as Fuuko possibly can in order to see these fruits fully grown, it's more than worth it!

If Fuuko makes friends with any expert gardener or magicians then maybe Fuuko will tell them about this so we won't have to wait nearly as long.

[semper_cogitans]

... I would... a-appreciate this information, yes... but I sh-shall also ask myself, s-sometime...

[... Maybe sooner than Fuuko thinks. Though the mun is always slow.]