EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[quip]

[ cordelia will follow, since that's all she seems to do these days. and when they reach the trees, she's going to be a big fat idiot (since someone has to fill the role angel left vacant) and pick one of the fruits. she inspects it. ]

I'm shocked there aren't any feathers.

[ she could be serious or joking. she doesn't really know what she expects when it comes to this place. ]

[arturius]

[Oh. One of those. HMMM.]

Are you suggesting the fruit should have wings?

[quip]

This place gave us feathers. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some sort of weird Malnosso experiment to make us all feel a little comfortable.

[ she just really hates having wings. she picks another one before glancing up at him. ]

Want one?

[ cordelia is not naturally full of dumb ideas. that falls to wesley, in her opinion. ]

[arturius]

[Well, you know, Arthur isn't exactly a genius all the time either. He has no reason to suspect fruit of all things.]

Well, I suppose there's no harm. Though I don't think I'm hungry enough for whole one. Big breakfast and all.

[quip]

[ cordelia gives him a look. ]

We'll half. We'll even split it so I have three quarters if we absolutely have to.

[ where are your big boy pants, arthur? you're supposed to be always hungry! ]

[arturius]

[He's been eating with his new girlfriend, who has a ridiculous anime appetite. Poor boy has been trying to keep up. It ain't happening.]

I'm sure I can manage half at least.