EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[statice]

[HUMPTY DUMPTY, I REJECT YOU.

But really, man, this whole thing? Really awkward, and the most he can think of at the moment is to find a way to change the subject...shouldn't be too difficult.

...ah.

He taps the side of his jaw. Yellow, there's something on your face.]

[moehealer]

[NOOOOOOOFAHKFAS

Yes, a subject change would be great--]

...Huh? [Oh. There's something on her face? She wipes the back of her hand on her own jaw to get whatever it is off, and then looks back at Leo. Did she get it?!]

[statice]

[...no, Yellow, you just missed the bit of fruit and spread a little more juice over your jaw. Not as planned.]

No, not quite.

[He has a handkerchief in his pocket, but it's probably not the cleanest so he'll probably...leave it in there. Instead, he'll lean over and...try to brush it off?]

[moehealer]

[Oh. Oops. Yellow just kind of stares at Leo for a moment, unsure as to what he's--oh. okay. Once he brushes it off though, she smiles.]

T-thanks! Was that a piece of the fruit...?

[statice]

It must've gotten stuck there earlier.

[moehealer]

That's probably what happened... I guess I wasn't eating it carefully. [And just messily instead or something. How embarrassing..!]

PRETEND THERE'S A NON GLASSES ICON HERE. PRETEEEEND

[statice]

You'll have to be more careful.

OKAY.

[moehealer]

Yeah, I'll make sure to! Thanks for letting me know and getting it off though, Leo. [She smiles. It.. would have been embarrassing to walk around like that.]

[statice]

You're welcome.

[Somehow, Leo wishes that he'd had a book with him, it'd help alleviate some sense of awkwardness...somehow. It isn't like he was ever a good conversationalist anyway.

He looks over to Chuchu meanwhile.]

...would she like some fruit as well?

[moehealer]

[Yellow's a decent conversationalist, just... not in situations like these.

She looks over at Chuchu though, who then nods, lets out a piii, and rolls around.]

She says she does want some. [Chances are, a third fruit is not going to spontaneously fall down from this tree though, so...] I could climb up the tree and get one.

[statice]

[I bet Chuchu got a sour one, that's how the eggs came along.........]

Is that safe? [This tree doesn't have branches. Even if there are vague footholds and handholds.]

[moehealer]

[That's exactly what happened yup.

Yellow nods as she gets back onto her feet.] Yep! I do it a lot here and back at home, so I think I should be fine.

[statice]

[So Leo is the reason why there are eggs around....

The tree isn't tall tall but it's still tall enough to require some measure of climbing. He's not going to stop her (in fact, he's stepping back to have a better look at the tree now), but he'll be here. In case she falls.]

[moehealer]

[IT'S ALL LEO'S FAULT...

Once he steps back, Yellow approaches the tree and starts climbing! Or attempting to, anyway. She shifts her hands around the trunk at first, trying to figure out the best way to go about climbing it. After then though, she gets to it!

Give her a few moments and she'll be near the top, reaching for one of those fruits...]

[statice]

[Oops. Sorry if he distracted Yellow enough with makeouts for her Pokemon to have sexytimes.

Whatever it is, meanwhile, Leo will just be watching her from below. Somewhat anxiously, of course, but it's not like he can actually do anything about that.]

[moehealer]

[wow is that the only reason he was doing it?!

But anyway... Reaaaaching for this fruit now. Almost, almoooost...

...but then a wind blows

and with it, Yellow loses her balances and begins to fall off.]

W-waaah...!

[statice]

[Why, Yellow, do you want him to have more devious plans about you...]

Yellow!

[moehealer]

[you mean like hot chocolate floats yup

but yes. brb falling. Chuchu's freaking out a bit down there.

most descriptive re-tag ever]

[statice]

[And more indirect kisses? Wow, why do you prefer indirect kisses to direct ones....

Leo doesn't have time to look shocked, he'll just dive to attempt to catch her!!]

[moehealer]

[I said nothing about either! Why do you prefer direct kisses to indirect ones...?!

My hero...! GOOD CATCH. Except that sounds like it may have hurt, so now Yellow's a little worried... Grateful (even though falling onto the sand wouldn't have hurt much), but still worried!]

L-Leo...?!

[statice]

[Why not?!

It actually kinda hurt, to be honest. Yellow sure isn't as light as the eight year old kids that he's used to carrying around at the orphanage.]

Are you all right?

[moehealer]

[So you want direct kisses...

Yellow nods, looking slightly panicked.] Y-yeah, I'm fine! Thanks... But what about you? That looked like it hurt..

[statice]

[maybe. maybe not. can you read my mind, melclone....

Also, did you know that you're actually somewhat sitting on him, Yellow? That really doesn't help with all this pain.]

I've felt worse.

[moehealer]

[continued aqui]