EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[herotypical]

"Slay. Dust. You can't kill what's already dead."

And considering her personal count is somewhere in the thousands? "Not too tough. Stake to the heart, holy water, fire, sunlight. Decapitation works, too."

[arturius]

"Sunlight? They sound downright frightening."

[herotypical]

Buffy boldly leaned forward and prodded the king's forehead.

"And I haven't even told you about the part where their faces go all bumpy."

do we want to continue this with CAPTCHA? :|a

[arturius]

He leans back into the forehead bump, frowning just a bit at the slight intrusion. But not objecting beyond that. "Bumpy, you say? Sounds awful."

shall we simply tie it up? or would you rather move it?

[herotypical]

"It's not attractive. I'll say that much."

But over Arthur's shoulder, she saw her Captain -- relaxing in a hammock. A friend, only. Surely. Except Captain Sparrow had claimed that he was more. Her curiousity reignited.

let's tie it up!

[arturius]

After noticing that she was looking past him, he followed her gaze to the pirate. Now what was that all about, he wondered.

"And he is?"

AYE AYE.

[herotypical]

"Him? Oh. Sure. Yes. Absolutely."

A beat. "If you like that sorta thing. I'm more of a..." Buffy trailed off. Standing.

"I think me and the good Captain have a few words we need to have about the upcoming sail. Would you excuse me?"

[arturius]

"... right, of course." He stared at her quizzically, but deciding he'd most likely not know. "Another time, then."

[herotypical]

"...See you around," she replied. But she was already wandering off.