EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[of_sablier]

[... and that's about all Jack can take. He's just going to reach over, grab that hand, and pull it so that he can lick the juice off those fingers instead because he's suddenly interested in things that aren't related to fruit at all and he's not quite sure why.]

1/2

[laceratings]

[ oh

my

jack.. ]

2/2

[laceratings]

[ that's..

nice.

vincent hums, a smile spreading over his face, and slides his fingertips against jack's tongue. ]

Don't miss any; I hate sticky fingers.

[of_sablier]

[Jack's only response is a hum in return as that talented tongue cleans every last drop of juice he can get off Vincent's fingers... and then goes over them again just to be sure he didn't miss anything, ending by just sucking teasingly on the other's index finger.]

[laceratings]

.. This is hardly the time or the place, Jack.

[ it's really a wonder they actually haven't already fucked yet, given ... everything involved. oops. little boys kept getting in the way. ]

[of_sablier]

If you have any better places in mind, I'm open to suggestions...

[... because he's starting to think that doing just that sounds like a wonderful idea right about now and he's getting the feeling that Vincent just might be thinking the same thing.]

[laceratings]

[ he'd settle for 'right here' but beach sex really isn't as appealing as it sounds you know; all that grit in unfortunate places.. ]

Hmm .. the house is so far..

[ he's almost pouting, here. ]

You've lived here far longer than I have, Jack; where's the closest clean, comfortable surface?

[of_sablier]

[That's all the prompting Jack needs to start looking around for said closest clean, comfortable surface, and... hey, wait, is that a door there in that mountainside?]

... what's that?

[Pointing.]

[laceratings]

Hmm..

[ vincent sets off immediately, yanking jack by the wrist and all but dragging him toward the little door; time to investigate! ]

[of_sablier]

[JACK IS OKAY WITH BEING DRAGGED as long as it means clothes can start coming off faster. Lead the way, Vincent!]

[laceratings]

[ that's good because he doesn't have a choice! when they get to the door, vincent leans in to examine it, two fingers tapping his lips. ]

.. oh, it's so cute.

[of_sablier]

[Peering in over Vincent's shoulder! Well, that's... an interesting decorating scheme...]

It's almost like they put it here for this purpose.

[No complaints from him, though.]

[laceratings]

[ yeah, right now vincent can't really afford to be picky - it looks cozy and comfortable enough, and very private, and if vincent were in his right mind he'd definitely find all of this very fishy, but as it stands..

.. well, vincent is flippant about sex even when he isn't under the influence of mysterious star-shaped fruit, so he pays it no mind. ]

Do you think it belongs to anyone?

[ not that that will stop him. ]

[of_sablier]

[Jack's getting far too impatient to be able to hold himself back for very much longer, so his response will be to press himself up against Vincent's back and slide arms around the other blond's waist as he nips and nuzzles at the spot beneath Vincent's ear, breath coming fast and hot.]

Does it matter?

[laceratings]

[ .. o-oh. hnn. vincent pulls in a quick inhale and hums, pressing back into jack's arms, but only for a moment. ]

Of course it doesn't.

[ besides, it seems unoccupied anyway so. vincent twists the knob and pushes the door open, threading his finger's through jack's and pulling him through the doorway. ]

[of_sablier]

[The sooner they get that door shut, the sooner they can get down to business... meaning that Jack will just be kicking said door closed behind him and... oh, they should probably lock it, shouldn't they? Reluctantly he pulls away from Vincent just long enough to turn the lock with a click before he shifts his attention back to the other with an almost predatory grin. Now, where were they?]

LMAO HMMMM should we fade to black or ..... move this to an appointments post orsmth 8D;;

[laceratings]

[ right, lock the door, sure.

the moment jack turns back to him again vincent is grasping his face in his hands and pulling him in for a long, heated, much overdue kiss. ]

I AM GAME FOR APPOINTMENTS POST also we should totally do a reactions thread after it for the horror

[of_sablier]

[Yes, that's much better, and Jack will just be returning that kiss eagerly with all of the pent-up frustration that's been building over the week. Really, Vincent, your brothers just make it impossible to have any fun...]

okay your apps post or mine, bb /eyebrows

[laceratings]

[ they do, don't they? i love them but they're always spoiling my fun!

but they aren't here now. vincent's arms slide over jack's shoulders and pull him in tight, his back arching forward and against him and gosh he's feeling so needy right now. ]

[of_sablier]

[Over here!]