EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[relictusdeus]

Hah. [He exhales sharply, the sound too faint to be a full-blown, scoffing laugh.] ...And others think me mad.

[At the thought, he lazily rolls of his eyes, a smile tugging at his lips. He glances towards his company after a beat.]

My dear Helios... What am I to do with you~? [He has no shortage of ideas in that regard, but...]

[folklorist]

It...it does seem a bit outlandish, doesn't it? But, ah, I-I think it can be done if everyone tries their hardest. [ He gives a sheepish laugh. ]

I-I'm not sure, really. I've been asked that question before though. What are people going to do with me. [ No Issac none of that. ]

[relictusdeus]

And...? [He asks expectantly, arching a brow.] Am I right to suppose you shrugged your shoulders and suggested something terribly boring, at best?

[folklorist]

[ Another sheepish laugh. ] It-it depends on your definition of b-boring but, ah, talking or t-taking a walk on the beach isn't too terribly boring at least?

[ Yes it is Helios especially to some one like Issac. ]

[relictusdeus]

[Isaac gives him a look as if to say, 'are you serious?' before making a show of rolling his eyes yet again.]

There are ...better uses of one's time. As you have already been made aware. [At the same time, he shows no signs of wanting to leave quite yet.]

[folklorist]

Ah! [ Just going to laugh his face going ever a bit more red. ] Y-Yes there is. Especially here. N-Never a dull moment, hm? The library and that...battle dome thing. They can certainly keep one preoccupied for quite awhile!

[relictusdeus]

[Never a dull moment? On the contrary, he found himself bored stiff.]

This... battle dome I have yet to investigate. But from what I have read, it is of little interest to me.

[folklorist]

But even with the option to see other places and to experience new things you still find it...uninteresting?

[ Hm. ] Ah, well, everyone does have their own opinions on things. W-What sort of things would you find interesting then?

[ Though Helios probably can figure out what they are he's still going to venture to ask. ]

[relictusdeus]

Why do battle with mere illusions of enemies? One acquires far more experience, and...

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Why do battle with mere illusions of enemies? One acquires far more experience, and... <i<satisfaction</i>... when fighting them in the flesh.

[<small>He lets that hang, addressing the other question.</small>] Have I not already told you? [<small>A smile.</small>] Well, <i>beyond</i> the pleasures of carnal indulgence... I do <i>enjoy</i> making <i>use</i> of my skills. I have not studied the dark arts to do nothing with it, after all.