EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[so_shik]

In the sense that it's just...weird. It'd be like if you watched me make out with someone.

[neverplaysfair]

... What about that is weird?

[ Shiki remember who you are talking to and what he does. ]

[so_shik]

... voyeuristic. How is that not weird?

[neverplaysfair]

Well, if you're doing it in a place where people can easily see you, I don't see what the problem is with watching.

[so_shik]

Well, I'm not doing it in public right now. Deal with it.

[neverplaysfair]

I am. I was simply wondering why the idea upset you.

[so_shik]

I just don't like it, that's all.

[neverplaysfair]

Then don't go making out where people can watch you. It's quite simple.

[so_shik]

That's why I'm hanging out with you. See how that works?

[neverplaysfair]

... Are you saying I drive off anyone you'd want to make out with?

[so_shik]

Well...yes, but I'm saying it in a nicer way. Your way just makes it sound bad.

[neverplaysfair]

My way doesn't try to hide the truth with pretty words. Hee hee, you're so cruel.

[so_shik]

Oh come on how does that make me cruel?

[neverplaysfair]

You're calling me unlikeable.

[so_shik]

Well, you have done some unlikeable things in the past.

[neverplaysfair]

And? [ /INNOCENT FACE ]

[so_shik]

...you don't see the correlation at all?

[neverplaysfair]

Everyone's done some unlikeable things.

[so_shik]

You murdered somebody though.

[neverplaysfair]

And everything turned out better for it. [ See how that works? ]

[so_shik]

Other than it's still morally wrong.

[neverplaysfair]

That all depends on your morals.

[so_shik]

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

[neverplaysfair]

Ah, but I can guess yours easily enough.

[so_shik]

Then what are they?